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DaysOff

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  1. I like to drink cocktails alone in the evenings. Then I get happy enough.
  2. I know nothing of this team, but can we keep shooting at this percentage?
  3. Goddamn college basketball is hard to watch. Shout-out to all y'all that watch every game because the jersey says Texas.
  4. Why in the flying fuck would this state need to breed deer? Every hill country neighborhood is overrun with scrawny malnourished deer scrambling for water and food.
  5. What is this obsession with the 10 commandments. I never realized there were that many Jews in Texas and Oklahoma. Forget the fact that Moses wasn't real which means the 10 commandments isn't real. He was based on a previous Syrian character.
  6. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
  7. I'm really concerned about this summer. We're already at stage 4 water restrictions in our area of Comal County. Rain motherfucker.
  8. Have Chuck Schumer tell everyone to call their rep with his readers hanging off his nose.
  9. Did you have an official apnea diagnosis that requires reporting cpap usage to certain organizations?
  10. Meh. Good for them. They've left a billion dollars annually on the table the last 15 years. If you don't want to pay for the bags, get their card. Moving your fatass and your wife's steamer trunk 7 miles up at 8 miles a minute burns fuel. Fuel costs money. Airlines should charge by the pound. The problem with this dumbass industry is that it gives away products, and their customers then get addicted to it. Every first class seat is filled, yet only 25 percent of the people bought a first class ticket. I've seen grown men throw a toddler fit because they didn't get an upgrade. Bitch pay for it; problem solved. It's a fucked up industry.
  11. I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.
  12. We have the satellite data; we just don't share it because our president is a Russian asset. Unbelievable what the party of Reagan has become. It pleases me Trump will leave this planet like Reagan...shitting his pants and never remembering he was president. We're already halfway there.
  13. It's christianity. 0/10. Would not recommend. Remember that era called the dark ages?
  14. Had a 102 year old woman die on the way to Honduras once, although nobody's allowed to pronounce on the plane, she was dead. So now it's a crime scene, and we have to wait for CSI Honduras to show up. She was in first class. All we could do was throw a blanket over her and eat sandwiches while watching movies in first class. By the time the ME showed up, rigor had started. Watching the orderlies articulate the body in a bag was unpleasant. I still finished my sandwich.
  15. Sigh. It no longer matters the airline or terminal.
  16. There's been a string of these guys who chose Austin. Who the hell is funding this shit?
  17. Endeavor Air and Delta are correcting disinformation in social media containing false and misleading assertions about the flight crew of Endeavor Air 4819. - Captain: Mesaba Airlines, a progenitor company of Endeavor Air, hired the captain in October 2007. He has served both as an active duty Captain and in pilot training and flight safety capacities. Assertions that he failed training events are false. Assertions that he failed to flow into a pilot position at Delta Air Lines due to training failures are also false. - First Officer: Hired in January 2024 by Endeavor Air and completed training in April. She has been flying for Endeavor since that time. Her flight experience exceeded the minimum requirements set by U.S. Federal regulations. Assertions that she failed training events are false. Both crew members are qualified and FAA certified for their positions.
  18. That Lindy Li bitch literally voted for Trump, so I can't believe anything that comes from her sour puss.
  19. Those dogs work 12 hours a day for 12 years, then lay down and die. Can't imagine having that much energy.
  20. Nobody cares domestically. After international arrivals, you may see a drug dog, but that is extremely rare. The beagle brigade looking for unlawful food and seeds is what's the most common search in the USA.
  21. It's true. Clear security. Drop weed. TSA is neither law enforcement nor feds in the traditional sense.
  22. I'm still confused by all this. Weren't all these expenditures they're finding passed via bipartisan congress and signed into law by presidents past and current? They keep using the term fraud. Isn't that a crime. Are there charges being brought against Congress for approving this spending?
  23. This is a reminder that flying with weed is a felony offense. Just because your state legalized it doesn't make it legal. ORD has weed drop boxes just past all TSA checkpoints if you forgot to leave it at home.
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