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DaysOff

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  1. DaysOff
    "But the other guy is a catastrophe." She betrayed a million people that voted for her after she dropped out. Honestly, this betrayal will have more holding their noses and pulling the blue handle for the first time.
  2. DaysOff
    It's not just our area. You can't throw a stick in this state without hitting one of those dipshits.
  3. DaysOff
    Did you ever work at Astroworld? Best worst job I ever had.
  4. DaysOff
    Well, I'm glad Sark can recruit nationally.
  5. DaysOff
    Imagine how early he has to get up to change his diaper and do hair and makeup.
  6. DaysOff
    They really don't give a shit about player or fan safety.
  7. DaysOff
    I enjoyed the film and only had a passing awareness of the family growing up in Houston. We were raised on wrestling promotion by Paul Boesch.
  8. DaysOff
    Goddamn this place is better with a Slorch 'Pull yourself up by your bootstraps take.'
  9. DaysOff
    Pink Floyd on the turntable. 40 minutes until 5 o'clock. I'm not an animal.
  10. DaysOff
    Even better. They had Texas at 6.
  11. DaysOff
    MLB APP is so used to putting an L up they couldn't help themselves.
  12. DaysOff
    That's hysterical and fuck ou.
  13. DaysOff
    Can those socialist pussies fly F-22s and F-35s? We've got 9 floating cities positioned across the oceans to drop on Muhammed if he steps outside his tent. Checkmate commies.
  14. DaysOff
    Alex Bregman and his shitty salsa and punchable LSU face can fuck right off too.
  15. DaysOff
    Last year, UTSA and UT Arlington CAPed students were required to attend summer classes on campus. I believe they pull this nonsense because those are the two most popular choices to thin the herd.
  16. DaysOff
    Our shanty was nicer.
  17. DaysOff
    I even start UT games 10 minutes late to fast forward through the bullshit. Put the ball on the tee and start the fucking game.
  18. DaysOff
    I'd wager the publisher convinced her to keep the story in because he/she is sane and knows Noem shouldn't be near the seat of government.
  19. DaysOff
    Gold is old and so tacky.
  20. DaysOff
    Whilst watching the NFL draft line a loser? IN.
  21. DaysOff
    Aw fuck, they're on to us.
  22. DaysOff
    Psychopath. Also 50/50 she's your next VP.
  23. DaysOff
    Man, I hated seeing that eyesore shanty every time I stepped out of the UGL.
  24. DaysOff
    Why not both?
  25. DaysOff
    Jesus, that causes dementia.

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