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DaysOff

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  1. The most important thing to do other than saving early and often is to retire with zero debt. House/cars payed off. Of course you never own your house in Texas because the tax man cometh, but you get the gist.

    I see people in their 50s buying that new construction home because they finally can and get that 30 year loan.

  2. Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.
    Neighborhoods Served

    Conroe, Spring, Cypress, Tomball, and Katy

    Otherwise known as the aggy belt.
  3. Four drownings in the last 3 hours in western DFW. Don’t go inside to grab a fork, take a piss, or even to walk around the side of the house to fart in private. Keep your eyes on your kids at all goddamned times. Fucking fuck.
    Is this true? Because that's fucking awful.
  4. This may not be "unbelievable" to most people, but purportedly all the gold ever mined in the world could fit into a cube with sides measuring 20 meters, which still bottles my mind.
    With all the aggy rings that will need to be produced in the coming decades those dipshits may be fucked.
  5. AIDS came from people fucking monkeys in Africa.  It was propagated among humans, in part, from dudes fucking each other in the ass.
    For clarity the SIV virus was most likely transferred to humans by eating infected bush meat. Then the ass fucking.
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