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DaysOff

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Everything posted by DaysOff

  1. He's going to have a very public fall within 18 months. Like an old man breaks hip type of fall. Playing golf isn't building leg strength.
  2. I really hate summer. It's the worst season that we romanticized as children because we were free from school.
  3. Wait until their rings fall off of their dainty fingers.
  4. I was scrolling down to find you. Didn't take long.
  5. Duh. It'll grow the economy like you've never seen before and pay for itself.
  6. Shit. They're on to us.
  7. Gimme all the crooked numbers you got
  8. Dude just has it.
  9. Two hands Engleberg
  10. So, we're back bitches?
  11. Federal International Trade Court has nullified all of numbnuts tariffs effective immediately. Stocks go zoom.
  12. You mean wampus.
  13. It's happening
  14. That dude is ready to go home.
  15. If this queer bait fucks up my 65th birthday/ retirement party I'm climbing a clock tower. Waited almost 40 years for this.
  16. It's a party party weekend.
  17. Drinking tonight, so I'm having trouble with your point. So the anti vax HHS secretary is driving down cases by promoting not getting vaccinated? Help me.
  18. You're just dehydrated.
  19. Good for those christian fascists.
  20. Aggy boycott coming
  21. No shit. Are you people 18 year old freshmen?
  22. He's going to collect the 10 million.
  23. Who the fuck is going to take care of this newborn infant? The man? Lolz. When we had our third, my wife needed an extended hospital stay, but insurance released the newborn. The doctor made some shit up so the baby's stay would coincide with my wife's. He wasn't about to release a newborn to me, and we'd previously raised two.
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