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DaysOff

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  1. Also shows NASAs max astronaut pay of 145k is shit.
  2. I have an original pressing. A little scratched, but still solid.
  3. No, I actually don't you gun nut weirdos.
  4. Let's call a spade a spade. Stupid-white-trash.
  5. Does he have to give away half of his shit? Because the more hardware he wins here, the easier it'll be to rebuild his pot of gold.
  6. What the fuck?
  7. If the power of Swifties is truly released, this is over.
  8. What a weird timeline. Remember that time someone tried to assassinate a former president? Not really.
  9. I had to log in to see the rejection.
  10. Highest our pool has ever been near 46 and 281. 2 hours of a gully washer. Edit: 2 cars trapped in high water on 46 east if 281.
  11. YOU'RE BROWN YOU WILL BE DEPORTED NUMBNUTS
  12. Dad bought her a bullet-proof SUV. She'll be fine.
  13. It's just exhausting. Ever since he came down the escalator everything has been exhausting.
  14. Now I'm wondering how well they protect golf courses.
  15. Do what Elaine did to Jerry's dad. Set up a bunch of 7pm meetings. Run the old guy ragged and make him want to quit.
  16. The ponderosa looked fake. I could hardly recognize Little Joe.
  17. Swifties haven't been unleashed yet, my friend. Patience.
  18. Now do the convicted felon-rapist.
  19. IAH will attempt to open at 1600. I'm starting 20 days off today. Good luck, fuckers.
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