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DaysOff

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  1. Meat pimp mom did it better anyway.
  2. Incoming 'shut up and dribble' from maga.
  3. Skibidi toilet rizz
  4. Universal life is a scam. Lesson learned.
  5. Not that I care, but is there anything to the "stolen valor" bullshit. 24 years is enough and he owes nobody an apology.
  6. He drinks just like us!
  7. What the fuck is wrong with you? PM Derka for mental health facility reviews.
  8. I'm still supposed to know all these fucking random zip codes? Lat long coordinates would be more helpful.
  9. Also shows NASAs max astronaut pay of 145k is shit.
  10. I have an original pressing. A little scratched, but still solid.
  11. No, I actually don't you gun nut weirdos.
  12. Let's call a spade a spade. Stupid-white-trash.
  13. Does he have to give away half of his shit? Because the more hardware he wins here, the easier it'll be to rebuild his pot of gold.
  14. What the fuck?
  15. If the power of Swifties is truly released, this is over.
  16. What a weird timeline. Remember that time someone tried to assassinate a former president? Not really.
  17. I had to log in to see the rejection.
  18. Highest our pool has ever been near 46 and 281. 2 hours of a gully washer. Edit: 2 cars trapped in high water on 46 east if 281.
  19. YOU'RE BROWN YOU WILL BE DEPORTED NUMBNUTS
  20. Dad bought her a bullet-proof SUV. She'll be fine.
  21. It's just exhausting. Ever since he came down the escalator everything has been exhausting.
  22. Now I'm wondering how well they protect golf courses.
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