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DaysOff

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  1. DaysOff
    Cheesecake Factory Union Square
  2. DaysOff
    My folks got that one year when they went on a 2 week vacation, and counted on their 18 year old son to take care of the pool properly. Black algae is the worst. No racist.
  3. DaysOff
    Dummy alert: I have no idea who this guy is, but will be voting for him.
  4. DaysOff
    First place bitches
  5. DaysOff
    You can't use the Bible to prove the Bible. We. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. Stop trying to pass laws and discriminate against marginalized groups using a piece of apocalyptic literature as a source.
  6. DaysOff
    They added a couple of fakes to the wall when they joined the SEC. Apparently it's an SEC tradition. We should add 77, 81, 83 among others.
  7. DaysOff
    'Rodent in galley' is in the Boeing Fault Reporting Manual. I guess mice hitch a ride on the galley carts from the catering trucks.
  8. DaysOff
    Schadenfreude is my favorite German word.
  9. DaysOff
    Why do you like him? Because he gets on base.
  10. DaysOff
    And that game was pay per view. Fuck that.
  11. DaysOff
    Op with quite the clever handle.
  12. DaysOff
    Calling Elvis - Dire Straits
  13. DaysOff
    My great great great grandmother was the seamstress for the queen of Sweden and lived in the palace. Kind of makes me Swedish royalty. Kind of.
  14. DaysOff
    Jesus Christ, people. You're not getting in another country without a passport, and even if you had one, Canada rejects you if you've ever had a DWI. Eliminates half this site.
  15. DaysOff
    The saltwater is the same saltiness of your eyeballs, about one tenth of the sea. That guy was full of shit. A salt pool is a chlorine pool. The cell rips the NaCl molecules apart to use the Cl as a sanitizer. Chlorine is what tears up furniture.
  16. DaysOff
    Division title? This team isn't making the playoffs. Find something else to do this summer. Road trip with the sex tent.
  17. DaysOff
    Why not practice football on the fucking football field. It's not real grass anyway. Put a gigantic indoor facility on this footprint instead.
  18. DaysOff
    Look who's back.
  19. DaysOff
    The margin last time was 43,000 in 3 key states, not 7 or 8 million. Don't get cocky yet, people.
  20. DaysOff
    You can't count spring games. This isn't Texags, Looch.
  21. DaysOff
    Have you been to the airport lately? It's white people.
  22. DaysOff
    Getcha a bloody mary at Hrbek's pub in the stadium. Then get another at Hell's Kitchen afterward.
  23. DaysOff
    Score more fucking runs. How's that.
  24. DaysOff
    You can have a cleft palate without a hairlip, but you can't have a hairlip without a cleft palate.
  25. DaysOff
    Move along Tyrone McGarza

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