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DaysOff

Certifiably Surly
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  1. He's not wrong. But I really want to win every game; it's been 20 years.
  2. Dude had all off-season to injector pen his belly with Zepbound and didn't do shit to fix his health.
  3. Long range forecast. High of 77, 5 % chance precip. Fat man's paradise.
  4. Nice dance dumbfuck
  5. I think my wife would have lucked into a spiral by now. This dude is incredible in his wobbling.
  6. Yep, it's free on Tubi. A lot of those 90s skinemax movies are there.
  7. Oh cool, the Casey Thompson era.
  8. That's a good pick record by Corso even if it's straight up.
  9. OMG THEY'RE SHOWING MY TITS
  10. Sucks ass But Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care Football's back
  11. Grown man with a full beard? Doubtful.
  12. I thought you were such a heathen back in those days. I apologize for my stupidity.
  13. Epic meltdown
  14. This pitcher's lead foot points all over the place with his release.
  15. This shit is more fun than MLB
  16. Is this game in Orlando like the Hula Bowl because Aloha stadium is falling down, or we still doing the 7th grade B team stadium in Honolulu?
  17. Deep down you all know our first female president will be a Republican. It's what Jesus wants.
  18. This whole 3-2 thing has me so upset I had to call in sick.
  19. Every. Fucking. Time. Do rubes actually fall for this. I broke 13,000 miles on the drive over. Urge to kill rising.
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