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Can I get a wellness check on Herbstreit the prick?
Is he okay? Has he offered up his couch as a holocaust?
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Texas - 41 Cheaters - 13 cocksucker refs - 14
Probably the ACC; Ass Clown Conference.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You’re arguing with a guy that thinks Leavitt outplayed Quinn…
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Texas - 41 Cheaters - 13 cocksucker refs - 14
Eat shit!
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Biff Poggi Is Tired of Your Shit
We are getting outcoached by a man that smells of corn nuts and week old gutter oil.
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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Adding to the pit bull argument
These dogs give warning; you have to pay attention. We've got one that has some mix in him that needs to be muzzled from time to time. Once you take away his weapon, his balls recede. We sent another one up to Canada that never had an issue at all, but he didn't have any of the aggressive breeds in his genes. Neither one of them are big dogs though. If this dog was bigger, I'd probably have fed him a 9mm by now.
- 2025 ReliaQuest Bowl - Vanderbilt vs. Iowa
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hell
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Can we just be happy that a Texas QB is finally starting in the NFL again?
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Eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard
Guy has fed his Vienna sausage to the SEC two years in a row now.
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Citrus Bowl 2025 Game Week Thread
Gonna be some real shitty manhattans served where you sit now.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
He also had a turnover.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
It’s just vintage satya peeing his pussy. Pay him no mind.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
We just have a bunch of hand wringers. It’s innate in Texas fans. My whole family does it.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
This. You people need to realize that our football board is a Mensa convention compared to the mouthbreathers that regularly call into sports radio.
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Bourbon
Interesting. I picked up a purple top willet and er10 from the total wine in sugar land. No limit, no line, no hassle, no more fucking bullshit.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
Lincoln Cryly.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The Waddle pass was awful. Other than that, it looked okay, but I'd like to see a Nash every snap breakdown.
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2025 CFP First Round - Oregon vs. James Madison
- 2025 CFP First Round - Oregon vs. James Madison
- 2025 CFP First Round - Oregon vs. James Madison
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
It’s probably because we are all so funny and make people laugh.
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