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Fondren & Main

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  1. Is he okay? Has he offered up his couch as a holocaust?
  2. Probably the ACC; Ass Clown Conference.
  3. You’re arguing with a guy that thinks Leavitt outplayed Quinn…
  4. We are getting outcoached by a man that smells of corn nuts and week old gutter oil.
  5. Shitty referees. When are we going to get to hear the braintrust like the ACC has?
  6. These dogs give warning; you have to pay attention. We've got one that has some mix in him that needs to be muzzled from time to time. Once you take away his weapon, his balls recede. We sent another one up to Canada that never had an issue at all, but he didn't have any of the aggressive breeds in his genes. Neither one of them are big dogs though. If this dog was bigger, I'd probably have fed him a 9mm by now.
  7. Can we just be happy that a Texas QB is finally starting in the NFL again?
  8. Guy has fed his Vienna sausage to the SEC two years in a row now.
  9. Gonna be some real shitty manhattans served where you sit now.
  10. Beat the pedos on a miracle too.
  11. We just have a bunch of hand wringers. It’s innate in Texas fans. My whole family does it.
  12. This. You people need to realize that our football board is a Mensa convention compared to the mouthbreathers that regularly call into sports radio.
  13. Interesting. I picked up a purple top willet and er10 from the total wine in sugar land. No limit, no line, no hassle, no more fucking bullshit.
  14. Lincoln Cryly.
  15. The Waddle pass was awful. Other than that, it looked okay, but I'd like to see a Nash every snap breakdown.
  16. These assholes are gonna buttfuck my parlay.
  17. It’s probably because we are all so funny and make people laugh.
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