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Fondren & Main

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  1. Chris Doering. He’s a bigger dickfaced tool than the king…Trev fucking Alberts. I fucking hate that prick. The only saving grace for me is that aggy or Florida MUST lose next weekend because they play each other. If aggy loses, great. If Florida loses, then I get to watch that whiny cocksucker bitch and moan on the post game shows. He’s a grade A douchebag and I hate the son of a bitch. Fuck you, Cunt Doering!
  2. No shit. I texted my group and said why the fuck is Sarkisian rotating like we are playing FUCKING RICE!?
  3. Number 1 to unranked. Just outstanding work.
  4. The guy that Georgia fans want to shitcan? Are you nuts!?
  5. You are a fucking cunt!
  6. Add Banks too. That asshole has given up 2 punt blocks and 2 fake punts in the last TEN GAMES!
  7. Flood sucks. Banks can also eat shit. 2 of the sorriest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen.
  8. We need to get Florida’s OL coach when Napier is canned.
  9. Fuck this stupid motherfucker too.
  10. Flood and the entire line need to run gassers until they puke. And then they need to eat it.
  11. This is fucking pathetic LOS play on both sides save Colin Simmons. Why are we subbing on d like we are playing fucking Rice!? Fuck you Jeff Banks you worthless cunt!
  12. Stephenville did give rise to the 764 Satanic death cult.
  13. They'd just disavow it since he plays for Texas!
  14. The tacos at MacArthur and 635 used to be fire. Then, some corporate outfit bought it and fucked it all up. Fucking bean counters, man.
  15. The only problem is that Helobious put the fucking jinx on us with his foolish prediction so now we are guaranteed a communist struggle session of a game. We need Arch to take the gimmes when they are available. Quinn was good at that.
  16. I'm an idiot LOL. He should be benched though. That's a fake account.
  17. Ladies and gentlemen, Jackson Arnold, has been benched...again.
  18. Texas A&M football debuted its "all-white uniforms," or "icy whites," on November 10, 2012, in a game against Alabama. Texas football first debuted their all-white home uniforms on September 30, 1950, in a win against Purdue, marking the last time the team wore the "icy whites" at home for 70 years until a throwback game against Baylor in 2020. The all-white look returned in 2020 to honor the 50th anniversary of the 1970 national championship team, featuring classic elements like burnt orange lettering. Aggy is still retarded.
  19. Keep posting so I can expedite your execution.
  20. Proof that the average OU fan is in fact a RETARD.
  21. How do you figure it's Gundy's fault on the NIL front? Are you assuming he's not asking for the funding from the boosters?
  22. The damn balance he has is elite.
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