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Fondren & Main

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  1. Or, maybe, the two Dodge disciples will terrorize the SEC through rotations. DM will be on the field taking the top off the defense and they'll see him rotated out for McStud when he needs a break. Then, the opposing defense will get lax thinking "Oh boy, a white guy. Thank God! He can't possibly run faster than that closetojumping guy." Then, he too will proceed to take the top off the defense on a 75 yard TD down the sideline galloping along like a gazelle while singing that classic tune "Way down yonder on the Chatahoochee it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie."
  2. He's a bit of a smartass and basically stole this whole interview.
  3. Watching this SEC crap on Netflix and all I can say is Kelly is a madman lol.
  4. Seriously. Stupid was too high a bar.
  5. Well just drop Krempin we will take him.
  6. You know…it really amazes me that we get Javier back and Hader gets a pussy ache. He and Yordan need to get back here so we can win the World Series again. I’m not playing with the rest of these ass ache organizations. Yeah, we cheated, so what. 2 time and soon to be 3 time champs. Smells like bitch in MLB. Major League Bitchball full of pussy aching sports writers. Fucking losers. @Johnny Chimpo
  7. I think purely on location. I'd rather be in Fort Worth or Dallas than Lubbock and I don't even hate Lubbock.
  8. The 1st Georgia game sure. There were a multitude of plays that were not made in the 2nd Georgia game and the Ohio State game that really hurt us. To blame that solely on Quinn is just standard retarded football board hot take bullshit.
  9. Who the hell wants to spend time in BCS for 3-4 years when the alternative is Austin. Can't speak to BR, but I imagine it sucks asshole with weather comparable to Houston.
  10. I'm trying not to buy into the hype, but I keep looking at our depth across the board and it just looks like we are going to fucking smoke people this year.
  11. Saw one in college in my upper division “birding” course with Dr. English.
  12. Auburn stole a few players from the state with illicit payments during our run of futility. They can eat a hearty plate of shit; unsalted.
  13. Sunbelt Billy versus Burnt Vegetables.
  14. The backup QB is usually serviceable to dogass so I'm sure they'd rather roll with Quinn since he's much much cheaper. I was disheartened with his performance, but more so because of the lack of ball security. The other stuff could be a myriad of factors. Not familiar with the personnel, serviceable OL, adjustment to the speed of the game. Oli Gordon looked like a steal which isn't a surprise. I hope Quinn improves for his next opportunity.
  15. Have you heard about Taylor Potts?
  16. Good. Fuck those ass clowns. LSU is a shit hole program that has only ever been relevant for the past 2.5 decades due to 1 Nick Satan.
  17. They can't pay their roster TODAY! So, explain to us how they can hire any of the names you just listed...
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