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DigglerontheHoof

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  1. Oh, I know he technically loses in court a lot. But to date, it's done nothing but help him. Or at the very least, not hurt him. Trump will live one of the most vile, law-breaking, and hateful lives in American history and never be held accountable for a goddamned thing. Hell, we'll probably rename ourselves the United States of Trump. 'Merica.
  2. I'm sure all you say here is true and ABC likely made the prudent decision. But all I see is Trump winning every time he steps in the courtroom. I mean, even when he gets convicted, his consequences are less than zero. "Justice" for the rich. Everyone else can eat shit. I'm almost to the point where I don't really give a shit what happens to the U.S. Maybe it needs to burn to the fucking ground.
  3. Not many folks with an IQ that low would work it into their user name. Good on ya.
  4. Nothing says SEC trench warfare like a transfer lineman from....Nevada. (He might be good but fuck 'em anyway.)
  5. The biggest night of his life and she's "what about me?". Yeah, dump that selfish bitch pronto.
  6. Dude was a beast.
  7. That ever-so-brief look on coyote's face really brings it home.
  8. Is he talking about inflation or his rapes?
  9. Anyone who leaves their kids in the care of pastors or youth ministers is a fucking moron.
  10. Fuck the psychopath he murdered exponentially more.
  11. You think Trump has spent (or is even capable of spending) that much thought on it? Or that he even understands the difference?
  12. I'm lucky I got the year right, of course I don't remember all that shit.
  13. We're the 2000 Baltimore Ravens. We"ll go as far as our defense carries us.
  14. You know how every call went against us in critical situations last night? That's what will happen to UGA vs ND.
  15. Yeah, putting Manning in to run a glorified wildcat play everytime is a waste.
  16. Quinn's biggest problem is our overrated oline.
  17. You can't drink all day, unless you start early...good job and hope your Clones win the BXII today.
  18. My Dearest Family, I pen this letter from the heart of Aggieland, a place as curious as it is captivating. Today, we journeyed to College Station, adorned in burnt orange and pride, prepared to face the Aggie faithful in their own land. Yet what awaited us was not the hostility of rivals but the kindness of kinfolk. Lost amidst a sea of maroon, we wandered in search of Kyle Field, that grand fortress of Aggie football. It was then that a gentleman, clad in the uniform of their traditions—a cowboy hat, boots, and that peculiar ring they all seem to wear—approached us with a smile as warm as the Texas sun. “Y’all need help finding the stadium?” he asked, as though we were old friends. And help us he did, walking us halfway there, all the while regaling us with tales of Aggie lore: their Reveille mascot, the mystical Midnight Yell, and their curious practice of calling themselves "the 12th Man." Others joined along the way, each more eager than the last to share directions, handshakes, and even recommendations for the best brisket in town. One kind soul handed me a bottle of water and said with a grin, “Y’all Longhorns are in for a treat today. But don’t worry—we’ll go easy on you.” By the time we reached the stadium gates, I confess my burnt orange heart wavered. How could one not be moved by such camaraderie? For a fleeting moment, I found myself wishing to join their cheers of “Gig ‘em” and to partake in their swaying Aggie War Hymn. As the game began, the rivalry returned, fierce and unrelenting, but I could not forget their kindness. It seems that in the heart of Texas, even amidst the fiercest of rivalries, hospitality still reigns supreme. Though my loyalty lies forever with the Longhorns, a small part of me now holds a soft spot for the Aggies and their welcoming ways. Should our paths cross again in the future, it will be with the respect of worthy rivals and the warmth of newfound friends. Yours with burnt orange pride, yet a maroon-tinged heart, William Lambdin Prather
  19. I’ve read that BB is a petty funny and engaging dude in his private life. Maybe he can switch it on to recruit.
  20. Everything is compared against us. What a bunch of losers.
  21. Talk about dying for nothing...
  22. TEXAS!!!!!!!!!
  23. The NFL films music layered on this is fucking fantastic.
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