CSB.
Not me, but the wife, so maybe this should go in the Wives thread?
One summer while I was going to school I worked with my BIL for his grandfather’s asbestos abatement company. It was hard work, but I needed a job and the pay was good. I was the only white guy on any of the crews, so naturally I picked up some of the more “colorful” Spanish words and phrases. Occasionally, I’d let one slip around the wife (GF at the time). Eventually we got to the point that we’d jokingly use “chingos” in everyday conversations.
At the time, the wife (GF) worked for the school district doing anti-drug/violence prevention presentations. One day she was meeting with a group of school administrators - the principal, VP, counselor, and security guard (all Hispanic). The VP asked her if she had any more of the flyers from her presentation. She replies that she has “chingos” more in her car. They all look at her shocked, and the security guard busts out laughing.
He says, “What did you just say…?”
She replies, “Yes, I have chingos in my car.”
He says, “That’s what I thought I heard. Do you know what that means?”
Her, “It means “a lot”.
Him, “Hahaha… it means “a fucking lot”… hahaha”.
Her, “OMG”.
They all got a laugh out of it, but agreed that she shouldn’t use that word at work.