Everything posted by elguapo
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Can’t run the ball, can’t pass protect, dipshit OC calls stupid ass slow reverse plays with an OL that can’t hold blocks, anyone thinking putting the backup QB in is going to fix this shitshow is delusional. I hope Arch does transfer and tears it up at his next school.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
If every unit of the offense looks like shit then who exactly should bear the most blame for that?
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
There isn’t a QB in the damn country that would look good if they’re getting immediately pressured up the middle almost every time they drop back to pass
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
What kind of horse shit is this? Sark gets paid an assload of money and if his offense sucks this bad with all the resources he has available then he 100% deserves to be criticized. If he can’t take it then he can fuck off.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
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https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10/22/us/trump-news- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
No idea, seems like a very bored farmer doing a bit- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
There's even a website https://splorn.org/ Support the Splorn Community Splorn farmers are out there right now, bravely raising crops no one will buy. Show your support by: • Nodding knowingly at strangers in grocery store produce aisles • Saying “tough year for Splorn” at least once a day • Sharing conspiracy theories about the Splorn futures market at family gatherings • Posting inspirational Splorn memes with no context- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Did you get to the part where he hopes that Antarctica and Mars start buying his splorn? I'm sorry splorn crop, but you're fucked- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Splorn? I think that's satire- Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
I guess they'll give anyone a wikipedia page these days.- Concerts you are attending
Saw OSEES at Hotel Vegas on Saturday. The sound was fucked up for a lot of the show and Dwyer kept saying they couldn't hear anything out of the monitors - I think that got fixed at some point but not sure. They were scheduled to play until 10:30 but wrapped it up about 20m early, Dwyer was obviously quite pissed with the venue. Even with all that crap OSEES still brought it and I'll be there when they make their next Austin run.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
My bad, 2nd fastest 40 time at the 2025 combine.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Keep reaching https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46306375/nfl-green-bay-packers-matthew-golden-jayden-reed- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Apparently every offensive Texas player who got drafted while Quinn was QB should be sending him a portion of their weekly game checks. It's truly amazing that such an elite talent that elevated the play of everyone around him somehow dropped to the 7th round.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yes bro, no fucking shit that many many players train to improve their 40 time. Golden ran a 4.29 which is the 2nd fastest combine time ever (maybe you didn't know this?). You don't run the 2nd fastest combine time ever without having elite natural speed - because as you pointed out all the other WR running the 40 at the combine are also working with trainers. So no, he isn't just a "try hard", holy shit.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Now you are delving into delusion to try and make some point regarding Ewers. You don't run a fucking 4.29 40 by being a "try hard". Get a grip. And no shit regarding Jeremiah Smith, he's a generational WR prospect.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
100% nonsense- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Regarding Golden, he was drafted by a run heavy team with a badass defense that has already established pass targets. It should be surprising to no one that he hasn't really popped yet. Trying to use him as an example of Quinn elevating his WRs is very fucking dumb.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Ok, so what was your point exactly then when it comes to Golden? Just talking out your ass?- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Antonio Brown had 16 catches for 167 yards and 0 TDs his rookie season- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Not only that, but presumably this is a play that they practiced the shit out of since it was in Sark's script.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This is it for me. It's 3rd and 3 first drive of the game, throw a quick swing pass to Wisner who is probably our best offensive player right now and let him make a play and build some momentum and confidence in a struggling unit. I knew the game was fucked as soon as Sark dialed up that bullshit double reverse pass.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Arch's best option here was probably to pump fake it and see if he could pick up the first with his legs, who knows if that works though since 3/5 of our OL would have probably just continued to stand around doing nothing.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
How bout that play call though! Third and 3 on the road with an offense that has been struggling on your own side of the field, let's dial up a low percentage slow developing deep shot trick play??? - Trump’s America
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