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  1. Not as good as Phil Leotardo.
  2. Of course he was lying. We all knew he was lying. It was never a question. But seeing this infuriates me, because it reminds me how fucking stupid so many Americans are. Who falls for this idiotic shit? Apparently, tens of millions of our fellow countrymen, including most of my extended family. I can’t even be in the same room with those fucking morons anymore.
  3. Thank God MAGA are a bunch of bland potato salad-eating motherfuckers, or India would be fucked all over again.
  4. Well, if there’s one thing that always works out really well for Latin Americans, it’s privatization and US corporate investment.
  5. MAGA President: Builds private army to round up immigrants; invades neighboring countries for their resources. MAGA Voters: “Stop calling us Nazis!”
  6. This team is so tactically stupid. Whatever Slot is doing in training isn’t working.
  7. In retrospect, that saga was the high water mark of the Internet. I still laugh about it to this day. It had everything. An Aggie upset loss to their real, yet unacknowledged, rival. College hijinx disrespecting preposterous Aggie traditions. The typical humorless, exaggerated response. The governor’s right-hand man making an ass of himself and getting punched by a fellow Ag who got sick of his shit, then running to the papers to weave fairy tales of Aggie bravery and honor in the face of insurmountable odds. Evidence emerges online, revealing that the purported legion storming the Alamo was in fact a bunch of high school pranksters and a toothless, drunk townie. The whole shitshow was such a perfect encapsulation of A&M’s tenure in the Big 12. They wanted so badly to be something other than what they were: a national joke who was frequently clowned by their true rival, a middling Texas Tech, to the amusement of actual blue blood programs.
  8. Need to’s got nothing to do with it.
  9. Aside from realtors and con artists, is there another career more uniformly MAGA than mediocre talent, D-list has-been?
  10. I’m pretty fortunate. My folks voted Trump in 2016, but switched by 2020 and are now firm never-GOPers at this point. So it never got to the point of cutting them out of my life. It’s amazing what happens when people snap out of it. Just yesterday, my mom mentioned that she watched a documentary about Reagan (whom she voted for twice) and his policies, and it made her realize that she hates his ass, too. That was a nice little belated Christmas present.
  11. Yes. That should have been another red. Fuck that guy.
  12. Does Venables have jaundice?
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