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BrickHorn

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  1. Ah, Harrison Smith. Alex Jones’s faithful last resort. What a fucking dork.
  2. That was one of my first thoughts. I kept waiting for the drunk’s pot-bellied friend to take his shirt and pants off and tell the hockey guy to “frig off.”
  3. These people have the weirdest fixations. Reasonable people recognize that government exists to do things like providing basic public services, writing and enforcing laws, regulating commerce, providing for national defense, etc. But MAGA clearly believes the most important function of government is to release secret information that answers a litany of inane questions posed by wild-haired kooks on late night History Channel programs. They literally vote for any candidate who promises to release nonexistent top secret intel on sensationalist topics. Release the UFO files! Publish the Epstein list! Tell us who really shot JFK! Hell, Kamala might have won if she had only promised to let Americans line up to submerge their hands in the vat of formaldehyde the CIA is keeping Hitler’s brain alive in. It’s asinine.
  4. Fabricate increasingly detailed fictional biographies about an allegorical character, which will be widely misinterpreted to the world’s great detriment for the ensuing two millennia and counting?
  5. The man-baby is gone.
  6. The thing is: many of the victims weren’t from Kerr County. Their deaths are externalities of the kind of stupidity on display in that transcript. 27 young girls killed. But at least Jimmy Joe Bob Fucknuts isn’t offended by the existence of public safety measures bought with Biden’s criminal communist blood money.
  7. Good question. I would also like to know how MAGA enthusiasts are coping with what is surely their first ever bout of cognitive dissonance.
  8. This shit is cracking me the fuck up. All these MAGA dorks were so hyped up to find out all the juicy, top secret, non-existent details behind some Deep State sex trafficking conspiracy, only to be completely deflated. I anxiously await Bondi or Patel making the following announcements in the coming weeks: - Turns out there is no sex dungeon under that pizza joint. - UFOs really are just weather balloons. - We looked into it, and there aren’t all that many trans athletes out there, like hardly any at all. - The total amount Soros paid illegal immigrant caravans is $0. - Oh also: there were no illegal immigrant caravans. - They are technically chemical trails. It’s just that the chemical is H2O. - Vaccines work, really well. …but not at 5G; they can’t do that shit at all. - JFK Jr. is dead. - Biden legit won in 2020. - There were no FBI or Antifa provocateurs on January 6. It was just a mob of stupid MAGA assholes.
  9. One of the biggest dupes on our own DT board is angry that the admin has been lying about this shit all along. The best part? He’s also clearly stunned by this revelation. Can you imagine being so fucking dumb that it surprises you to learn, in 2025, that Trump is dishonest? Disheartening thought for the day: these people vote.
  10. Knowledge Fight is gonna be classic this week.
  11. Your professional experience as an Irish monk?
  12. Mexico is in a down cycle, but they completely dominated that game. I understand that was our B team or whatever, but we got dismantled. It really wasn’t close.
  13. EXACTLY. It is not partisan to note that a given politician performed poorly at his or her job. It’s not about policy or ideology. We’re talking about the basic blocking and tackling of state governance. And these fucking clowns went on stage and shit themselves on a live broadcast in front of God and Texas. Even fucking TexAgs saw it clearly for the distasteful brown nosing circus that it was, for Christ’s sake. But a handful of manbabies on the DT board can’t bear the embarrassment of their own sycophantic support for self-adulating narcissist windbags. Because they’re spoiled fail-children who have never had to face the consequences of any of their lifetimes of bumbling fuckups. For fuck’s sake. Grow up and learn to absorb uncomfortable ideas without crying to the board police like a giant fucking pussy.
  14. No. Because it’s the 4th of July weekend, almost 250 years to the day after we kicked your limey ass.
  15. Anyone have a link to the KSAT rant?
  16. These people are incompetent narcissists. They are irrelevant. We have to take care of ourselves.
  17. “In my expert meteorological opinion as a long-time congresswoman…” For fuck’s sake.
  18. “God has blessed Texas” has to be the most tone-deaf closing statement I could possibly imagine.
  19. This asskissing is fucking sickening. Have some goddamned self-respect.
  20. What clued you in? The Governor and a congressman showing up wearing shirts embroidered with their names? The performative disaster declaration signings? Or the prop cowboys lined up behind these fucking clowns?
  21. Cornyn looks like Igor woke him up and dragged him out of his coffin for this press conference.
  22. I’m glad to hear that his priority is saving Texans and Americans. That was an important, useful point and I’m glad he spent time saying it.
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