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BrickHorn

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Everything posted by BrickHorn

  1. Didn’t you get the memo? War is peace. So we need to end foreign peace, thereby ending foreign wars.
  2. This guy posts here as @Guadaloopy
  3. Ana: “College admission is too competitive and all the pressure to succeed is harming our children. We need a better way.” Unaccredited School: “We’ll let you in if you score in the 99th percentile on a three-hour exam, pass a background check, and can prove three personal achievements that make you worthy.” Ana: “That’s more like it!” What a fucking clown.
  4. Yep. That checks out.
  5. That’s exactly what JPM wants you to think!
  6. Ponzi schemes are great for that. …until they aren’t.
  7. It’s so depressing that our Republic was trashed by these fucking drama queen dorks.
  8. Advanced science is not required to see through religion. Basic logic is enough.
  9. This dog policy might matter if only HEB were ever open.
  10. https://clickhole.com/how-many-of-these-glowing-reviews-have-you-left-for-your-local-crematorium/
  11. So? At worst, measles is merely fatal. It’s not a big deal.
  12. BrickHorn replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    I wonder whether that revenue (at least the part attributable to THC products) is offset by lost liquor sales. It’s anecdotal, but I’ve heard a lot of people recently say that they’ve stopped or cut way back on drinking and replaced it with weed. It costs, what, maybe $5-10 to get high? A typical social drinker could easily drop 10x that on cocktails in a night.
  13. BrickHorn replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    So you’re saying we’ll get a THC ban, but the Texas Senate will give us an unenthusiastic BJ later that night?
  14. BrickHorn replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Texas is so fucking stupid. I’ve been saying for years that the current legal regime was fucked up. Without regulation, it was relatively easy for kids to get their hands on shady, untested THC products. The solution was obvious: legalize weed (or at least maintain legality of hemp-based products) and regulate the industry. You know, like sensible states do. But Texans don’t do regulation because we value freedom and hate big government and all that jazz. So instead, we just straight-up ban the shit, blind to the glaring irony and deaf to the laughter of rational observers.
  15. So you say you used to work as an engineering writer, huh?
  16. Fuck you, fascist.
  17. Y’all, it’s time to acknowledge that our beloved alma mater has become a fascist shithole.
  18. This continues to be the worst “Leopards eating faces” genre. Structurally, it doesn’t fit the metaphor. And it’s gross to express schadenfreude in response to the murder of innocent civilians.
  19. They should rename it r/russianbotorgy
  20. Welcome to The Lanai. Can I make you a mai tai?
  21. I’ve come to this conclusion recently about many of my once-favorite extended family members. I’ve basically cut off an entire side of my extended family. Always thought they were cool and fun and generally good people. Now it’s clear that they’re a bunch of shallow, selfish, religious zealot assholes. It’s depressing. But you know what? My wife, my kids, my in-laws, my parents, my friends, and most of my aunts and cousins on the other side of the family are super cool and good, thoughtful people. And their happiness means more to me than maintaining civility with a bunch of idiot fascists I used to enjoy.
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