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BrickHorn

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  1. “HEPATITAS.”
  2. My parents’ neighbor is a farmer. He’s pretty loaded, owns a boat, travels a lot, etc. And he doesn’t live on the farm: instead, they own a big house with a pool in a nearby city. It’s very different from my old man’s childhood as the son of a dirt poor sharecropper on a small farm.
  3. The thing is: it’s working. Smart centrists are parroting the inane #bothsides party line. Which of course is a gateway to fascism. Run of the mill centrists don’t want to seem unreasonable, they’re usually too lazy to dig into the facts, and they aren’t willing to stick their necks out and get pwned by some uber-prepared Gish galloping liar. So they take whatever position falls in the middle of the two poles. Because the Right now resides in straight-up fascist land and the establishment Left is clinging to the spectral territory centrist Republicans owned in the 70s, these reasonable, agreeable types end up defaulting to a position well into rightwing territory. All because they’re lazy and afraid of appearing biased. So to maintain their sense of self as an Inoffensive Centrist, they allow fascists to drag them away from logic, facts, and empathy. Lazy, cowardly fucks.
  4. I’ll take “Things Only White Folks Say” for $800, Alex.
  5. “Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”
  6. I’m confused about the rapture. Is the idea that all the churchy types get Hoovered up into space paradise, leaving the rest of us poor schmucks to suffer the agony of a life devoid of the most judgmental, sanctimonious, and annoying motherfuckers among us?
  7. Huh. The Covid vax usually knocks me on my ass with aches, fatigue, and chills for 24 hours. This year was much milder.
  8. “As the seasons change, the refueling continues.”
  9. That describes literally every right wing media outlet.
  10. Dang. The Undertaker has dropped a lot of weight.
  11. Sark. Is. Dumb. There’s no other explanation. He repeatedly makes the same stupid decisions with the same poor result. Anyone with even three functional neurons would have adjusted by now. But not our head coach.
  12. All ass, no breaks.
  13. He makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales.
  14. I’m cracking up at the image of RFK explaining how to count sperm like Charlie telling Dennis how to count gasoline.
  15. “MIKE JUDGE SEVERELY UNDERESTIMATED OUR STUPIDITY” would be more accurate.
  16. Y’all should check out the Know Rogan podcast. Kind of in the same vein as Knowledge Fight, although not as humorous. Two dudes play clips of Rogan and dissect all the nonsense. It’s worth a listen.
  17. Maybe the best Seinfeld episode. Also, Seinfeld has apparently gone off the deep end in recent years.
  18. Shit. DT board. Can we move this to CR to have a more honest conversation?
  19. Our universities are so fucked.
  20. John Wayne was a massive fraud and a huge piece of shit.
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