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BrickHorn

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  1. MSNBC depressing the fuck out of me with their county by county report on GA.
  2. My initial reaction to this was shock. “Who the fuck rereads political threads on a college football message board?” Then I remembered that some of y’all are excited for a night out at Chili’s and it suddenly made sense.
  3. This is true. In fact, there are so many that we came up with a specific term to describe them: “stupid fucking morons.”
  4. My mom is this way. She finds it festive or some shit. Which isn’t the fucking point, but at least she votes (and for the good guys).
  5. Oh damn. I had forgotten about those. Last one I ate was years ago, at the Eagles Club in a dumpy midwest river town. Now I’m hungry for a pork tenderloin, a Busch on draft, and some old fashioned blue collar racism.
  6. This. It’s like feeding a Mogwai after midnight.
  7. SNL should have Trump on the show, but change the script at the last minute without telling him and then spend 2 minutes mocking him to his face on live TV.
  8. This supports the hypothesis that Trump brings up Hannibal Lecter whenever the topic of immigration comes up because he doesn’t know the difference between an insane asylum and the concept of seeking asylum in a foreign country. When his advisors tell him immigrants come here to seek asylum, he genuinely thinks they are mental patients. Because he’s fucking stupid.
  9. Trump calls into Fox & Friends seemingly weekly.
  10. It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself.
  11. Not correct. He said he wants earlier sunrises, which is a feature of ST. He also said he wants to permanently “fall back,” also a reference to ST.
  12. In that case, you like standard time (not DST).
  13. Has she tried unplugging and rebooting her brain?
  14. I’m From what I’ve seen from other converts, the scales will slowly fall from your eyes. It starts with “I have to hold my nose and vote for Dems for the sake of sanity and decorum.” Two years later, you’re perusing platforms to educate yourself on the off-year candidates and it hits you: “The Dems actually make sense about a lot of things.” By the next election cycle, you’re working your way through the back catalog of Behind the Bastards and thinking “How the fuck did I ever support this nefarious Reagan shitbag?” Enjoy the journey.
  15. It’s been professional wrestling since 2015.
  16. I have a pornographic memory.
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