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BrickHorn

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  1. This country’s priorities are so fucked up. The far right figured out how to unleash rampant selfishness and it’s rotting our country to the core. White blue collar slobs buy into the notion that they’re a higher class of slob. They get robbed blind by the exploitative class, yet direct their vitriol at other workers because it makes them feel superior. All the while, their own votes are weaving the ubercapitalist rope that will hang them. Useful idiots.
  2. Don’t worry. Benjamin Bratt will fill in for him next season.
  3. I look at it differently. Facebook is a technological marvel. It allows you to quickly identify the assholes in your orbit, and provides a forum in which to semi-publicly shame them before telling them to fuck off. I take full advantage.
  4. *Business owner pays worker a fraction of the value worker creates, then pockets the rest for himself* MAGA: “That worker is a thief!”
  5. And another thing: I’m not calling you stupid. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I called you stupid.
  6. My Idiot Uncles (cir. 2023): “I’m rooting for the Big One so those fruits and nuts in California fall into the Pacific.” My Same Idiot Uncles (cir. last weekend): “WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE THE HELPLESS CALIFORNIANS BEING TERRORIZED BY WOKE ILLEGALS!!!”
  7. You’re going to need to be more specific.
  8. This. Everyone needs to drop the normalcy bias. Assume the worst, and it’s unlikely you’ll be disappointed.
  9. OMG, we should totally enforce 18th century property law y’all! Were you homeschooled by morons or are you a self-made dipshit?
  10. And there you have it. All the assholes who can’t stop blathering about freedom and liberty only give a shit about one thing: the freedom of the rich to own property.
  11. I flipped through all the major cable news channels to get the latest news on LA, and… crickets. Hmm.
  12. This guy posts here as “Anastasis.”
  13. YOU ATTACKED THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY SIXTH! TRAITORRRR!!! TRAITOOOOOORRRRR!!!!
  14. I fear this is likely correct. Hard to believe some of y’all still haven’t figured out that there are no red lines for this cult. Trump’s supporters have been following him out to sea for a decade now, excusing every transgression and whip-sawing on their own cherished principles over and over again in the process. They’re hopelessly far from solid ground now. The only fixed point in their ocean of moral chaos is Trump. For them, good and evil are defined at every moment only by his whim. Because there is literally nothing left to grab hold of. The Bible? Pshaw. They’ve rewritten that shit in their heads 10 times over at this point. The Constitution? Don’t get me started on MAGA’s devotion to the contextual opportunist approach to interpreting that once-sacred document. Cherished 20th Century American values? Nope. These fuckers learned history through an incoherent patchwork of utopian tall tales fed to them by conmen. Trump is their only moral compass.
  15. Don’t talk about them stupid video games, or, or novels… comic books or any of that fucking crap. I see enough of that shit.
  16. Obstruction? WTF is this sport?
  17. Our defense is comedic.
  18. I finally finished Andor earlier this week. It’s the best Star Wars content since 1981, by far. And unlike pretty much all Star Wars media since the original trilogy, it enhances rather than undermines the original story and characters. Just a phenomenal series that added well-crafted depth and weight to the lighthearted hero adventure of the OT. The only downside is that this will get my hopes up and I’ll probably end up enduring several new shittastic movies or series that suck as bad as Obi-Wan and the sequels. Andor -> Rogue One -> Original trilogy tells an interesting story. The rest is lame fan fiction and I assume it never happened. Canon is subjective. We don’t have to accept a bunch of hacky horseshit just because Lucas or Disney rubber stamped it.
  19. CR Poster #1: *posts satirical content* CR Poster #2: “Is that real? If so, holy shit.” CR Poster #3: “Not real. But pretty funny.” CR Poster #2: “Ah. I figured it was too crazy to be real. Still hilarious.” CR Poster #1: “Yeah, sorry. It’s satire. Thought that was clear.” Anastasis: “Haha! Y’all completely fell for mainstream media propaganda! You naive idiots will believe anything!”
  20. I’m sure there are plenty of places that will take a $17 bet.
  21. Now way Trump came up with “Washington ComPost” himself. That’s like 5th grade level clever. Trump’s insult powers peaked out at remedial kindergarten.
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