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BrickHorn

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  1. Walter : Ag fans :: Dude : Bjork
  2. Bro’s no good for him. Too ethnic.
  3. Thepumaman.
  4. Fortunately, the passengers in the car happened to be terrorists.
  5. Also, I’m starting to suspect that man might not be a mom at all.
  6. Yep. My high school friends mostly smoked Marlboro Lights, but I smoked Camel Lights. They tasted so much better. Plus there was that bearded peeing guy on the camel’s leg.
  7. That wasn’t even the worst spot of the night. In the fourth, the refs gave ISU a full two yards extra to make 3rd-and-5 into 3rd-and-2. I think it was the play immediately before the illegal formation penalty.
  8. The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous
  9. He’s not mad at the crew.
  10. GET. HIM. OUT OF HERE!
  11. Maybe they’ll find Saddam’s WMDs under there. Or whatever was supposed to be in Al Capone’s vault.
  12. It sounds great but I don’t play it nearly enough. Looks real purty though.
  13. That thunderous sound you hear is the forced laughter of a thousand humorless fat 50-something white dudes recording YouTube rants from the cab of their Punisher decal-covered leased F-150s.
  14. Bro is built like a chimp.
  15. Exactly. All those door-to-door atheist evangelists drive me nuts. AM radio and cable TV are full of atheist channels and shows, preaching the non existence of God round the clock and begging for donations from their gullible audience. It seems like everywhere you go these days, there’s another atheist temple: United Atheists here, Seventh Day Atheists there. Oh look, the Southern Atheists are setting up shop down the street right next to the Church of Christ Mythicists. Just drive up I-35 to Dallas and you quickly lose count of all the atheist billboards proclaiming things like “THERE IS NO GOD” and “STOP BELIEVING FAIRY TALES.” Our school board meetings are overrun with loud, belligerent atheists demanding that children be taught that God is dead. Not to mention all those atheists who leave copies of Cristopher Hitchens books in motel nightstands. It’s like America is covered in a thick smog of atheist noise pollution.
  16. Where can I apply?
  17. Replying to Your Own Post The amount of energy and storage required to operate a message board is directly proportional to the number of active posters. An effective conservation measure is replying to your own posts. This minimizes the number of posters involved in a conversation while maintaining the appearance of discourse. But what happens when other posters notice? Will they participate, thereby offsetting the initial energy savings from replying to your own post? Will they even go so far as to reply satirically, jokingly mimicking your self-replying format? These are difficult questions, so I will address the answers in a subsequent post.
  18. Senator Scott said some dumb bullshit about how he “believes” there are thousands of terrorist cells in the country because some people from Yemen moved here. It was impressively racist wildly speculative fear mongering. Dude didn’t even pretend to have facts to back it up. Just “I believe this stupid horseshit.” And don’t even get me started on the Party of Free Speech promising to deport people who express controversial views. Politicians all suck to a degree, but the GOP are all just a bunch of stupid assholes.
  19. Nice. I played stand-up bass in the Merchant Marine Jazz Band back in ‘93. But if I had to do it all over again, I’d try out for the Navy Seal Chamber Orchestra or the Army Signals Intelligence Dueling Piano Revue.
  20. If it makes you feel better, I’ve been saying the following prayer every night for years: ”Dear Lord, listen not to the prayers of slorch’s sanctimonious coworker. In fact: whatever that guy asks you to do, please do the opposite. This I pray. Amen.”
  21. Quanah sat down close to him and said 'Move over.' Miller moved. Parker moved with him, and again sat down close to him. ‘Move over,’ he repeated. This continued until Miller had fallen off the log. 'Like that,' said Quanah.
  22. “This is where the shark lives.”
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