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'stache

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  1. Aggy gonna put on the wall that they made this Miami team look like shit. I’m genuinely shocked they made it this far.
  2. Home game for the 10 seed, haha, nuts.
  3. Good Doink, Bad Doink Doink One, and Doink Two
  4. Don Guevara.
  5. She wasn't attacking the agents she was trying to get away from them. It's the equivalent of a homeowners shooting a burgler in the back from several yards away. The law does not allow deadly force in that situation. Cops can only do it if the person is an immediate danger to others which is an extraordinarly high standard like if they have a gun an are shooting randomly into houses or something. Fuck this country and fuck the resident surly bootlickers.
  6. Pretty sure the argument is that anyone who resists the regime deserves to die. Nothing more, nothing less.
  7. You need to watch more Fox News so you can be a bitch made little pussy about everything like Incredulous.
  8. LOL, nice try with your stats and anecdotes. He has full blown CDS (California Derangement Syndrome). He was told that blue state cities are lawless murder havens and red state cities are clean safe utopias and you'll never convince him otherwise. Like all magats he's incapable of any form of indpendent thought. I too have been to SF, Seattle, and Portland a few times over the last several years. I jogged past a large homeless encampment in Portland at night more than once and got a beer near there during late hours and was never hassled once. I was also in NYC last year and there were some rough characters but again wasn't once hassled, the guy who tried to sell us coke was actually pretty cool and talked with us for a minute before getting back to work. I get hassled regularly for change at the downtown QT here in my red state utopia and saw a methhead zombying around an intersection dropping my kid of at school this morning. I swear, these people are the biggest bunch of dickless pussies when it comes to big ol scary cities.
  9. I work with some of the casinos around here and have had morning meetings at the properties. The place is filled with old people just pressing buttons at 8:00 am and smoking like a freight train. I was in Shreveport a long time ago when I was broke and they still gave free drinks in the Casino as long as you were playing the slots. We just pressed the penny button every minute or so and got wasted. Fun times. They don't do that at Indian casinos in Oklahoma and I doubt anywhere else anymore
  10. My favorite casino dad joke: My favorite game at the Casino is the beer game. I pay $3 and I win a beer. Never lost.
  11. I watch a lot of Jomboy Videos where he gives out Draft Kings codes and it's no different to me than if he were adverstising for Better Help or Me Undies or any of the other companies that are big into sponsoring podcasts and youtube vids.
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