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'stache

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  1. We have way to many people in prison for far too many years in this country. This asshole is who should be serving those long ass parole-less sentences. People like this are irredeemable. If he somehow is, let it happen after a long ass sentence. Can a criminal lawyer also explain why this is manslaughter and not murder? The second he saw the guy get mad at him he intentionally decided to murder them. Backing over someone on a bike with a fucking pickup truck at a high rate of speed is the exact same as pulling a trigger in their directly. Maybe moreso since its far more unlikely that you'll miss with your fucking truck. It's been 20 years since I took Criminal law, is there an amount of time required for premeditation for first or even second degree murder?
  2. And how much would it have been if we didn't have a rampant racist as president, didn't exclude a Somali referee for being Somali, didn't have an official gleefully celebrating Iran's loss so he could "kick them out," didn't have the president threatening war to acquire other countries and territories, weren't in the midst of an actual quagmire of a war in Iran, didn't have the president on stage saying he hates Spain (among other contenders), need I go on and on and on anymore? Did you notice that most of those viral videos of people loving America were white Europeans? It was going to succeed either way and break records if for no other reason the tourney expanded to 48 teams and lasted a full month, and there are enough rich Americans using corporate accounts to buy those ridiculously priced seats. It was still an embarassment to have to tapdance around the racist bullshit this country has implemented and having a fucking toddler for a president that the majority of the electorate put into office. It was fun to see some Germans and Dutch chugging ranch dressing but where was everyone else? Yeah, fuck it all, and fuck you for pretending that these financial figures are justification. All is well to you fucking dipshits.
  3. So anyone can just make a sculpture and put it in Times Square?
  4. Fake af.
  5. Hhis leg is gonna snap off again this year, isn’t it, maybe not even on the field.
  6. I heard on a podcast that they won a contest to have a photo shoot with Messi who was already super famous back then in Spain where he was playing. I assume it was meant to be silly.
  7. Dig a trench to Corpus, problem solved.
  8. He's super sereal this time guys.
  9. And another 30% will say "what an idiot but at least he's not for trans homogays playing sports and did you hear the democrats are all soviet communists now?"
  10. 'stache replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Damn, I stopped bothering to care about these bottles when they became impossible to find, but I went to a place for a store pick 1792 and there on display all four were just sitting there, lots of them, WFP, W12, Blantons, and Eagle Rare. Did I stumble into some unicorn store or has the market finally calmed the fuck down?
  11. Their Fourth of July documentary is also gold.
  12. I like how she wants us to believe she’s worthy now of being respected. She doesn’t get to rejoin civil society. I hope she catches whatever Lindsay Graham caught up his ass from those dudes he had fucking him.
  13. They really are killing it, I didn’t know much about Tim Heidecker before this, he’s pretty damn funny.
  14. Remember, the Department of Defense is refusing to promote Black people, memorials to Black veterans are being removed, the Smithsonian is under attack for daring to characterize slavery is bad, we lowered flags for a guy who said Black pilots aren't qualified, every minority with high positions are called DEI hires, all dark skinned immigrants are criminals while the white ones from South Africa are cool, the president posted a meme of the Obamas as apes . . . but some internet speculation about possible racial motives in a death is "race baiting." Literally fuck your own face.
  15. I think Biden won because a few extra voters voted by mail which was easier during the pandemic and didn't in 2024 because they simply didn't care enough. I'll stop for now, sorry i'm so jaded, but this board turned me around and had me convinced trump was gonna lose bigly in 2024, and here we are, I see no hope. The voters are gonna need to turn this around for me to see any hope left in humanity.
  16. I just don't believe it unless and until it happens. I think some are now embarassed to wear the stupid hat and fly the flag but they still will vote for him and his people or against the other side. If a blue wave happens I'll get off the ledge but I'd bet the house I'm right on this based solely on how the right is campainging in the midterms. Their studies are showing that sucking maga cock is the winning formula. 'murica is gonna have to prove otherwise.
  17. Yeah, in the primaries, that's what they're for, but last time you had people on the left not voting because anyone who is too "centrist" is "just the same" and now you have the "centrists" saying the Mandamni side is too woke and dangerous. Hash it out in the fucking primaries then rally around who wins. It's really that fucking simple. The Bernie Bros are still bitching that the democratic "establishment" was pushing for Hilary, which is probably true, but they did so against Obama too, and he won, and everyone rallied around him. That part is lost and is why the right will be permanently in charge.
  18. Nope they still love him. It’s literally a cult. The guy he endorsed for governor in oklahoma is gonna win by a landslide because he literally put it in his campaign logo and his only platform is that Trump loves him (and that all public school teachers are communists but same thing). It’s over. They won. Meanwhile the left will continue fighting over purity tests of who is too progressive and who isn’t progressive enough.
  19. Just a few teeny tiny minority of “bad” Christians who happen to win elections with majority votes and fucking run everything. Just a couple of tens of millions of bad apples. Let’s talk more about who the Holy Spirit proceeds from because that’s way more important than the fucking Department of Defense saying their wars are in the name of Christian god stop judging!
  20. I legit want some hog water..
  21. No they like fake bravado because they all have tiny dicks. Hunter exudes legit BDE so they talk shit on him then cry themselves to sleep.
  22. We were literally founded on “open borders” unless you’re a right winger who hates America.
  23. I couldn’t tune in til late. How are the internet bitchasses gonna blame the refs for this one?
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