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'stache

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Everything posted by 'stache

  1. Yup, they lost the narrative over the last 40 years referring to any economic policy left of Reagan as "sochulist."
  2. He's a troll but I think he's serious about this one. Full blown lunatic with MDS. Like truly psychotic to take those words and go straight to some Che Guevara caricature of "sochulism."
  3. I'm not all that familiar with this stuff but I assume the new regime would also be a theocracy? Let them have what they want and stay the fuck out of it, we got Greenland to worry about first.
  4. MDS. Mamdani Derangement Syndrome. Mooslim Sochulist Sharia Lawwwww!!!
  5. Family got rich ‘cause ‘murica but it won’t bring her back, still ded as fuck. Rotting like the piece of shit she was.
  6. 'stache replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    Not sure where else to put this since I don’t do recruiting threads and I read he’s going to LSU. What’s the recourse here? If he doesn’t play for them he doesn’t get paid. Schools are doing everything in their power to avoid athletes being employees so they can’t rely on employment law and if they sue they risk a counterclaim that athletes are in fact employees. What damages can they claim if they haven’t paid anything out yet? (I assume if they paid at signing he’d be willing to give it back and take his bag from LSU). UW should probably just take their lumps and move on, still a week to find someone in the portal.
  7. Where are their hijabs? They’re violations the new Sharia Law! Maybe don’t worry, she’ll be stoned to death soon anyway, because Sharia Law!!!!!
  8. We should drop some bombs. That’ll fix it
  9. Throw Shotty's shit on the curb outside The Star and make Harbaugh HC. Oh wait, he'll have offers from owners who aren't egotistical morons by dinner time. I'm sure there's some unqualified dipshit down the hall to slap a DC title on.
  10. Everyone calm down! It might just be a few warships and 2,500 marines, why so mad?
  11. So ... no big deal. All we did was drop some bombs, killed some security people, captured a sitting president and his wife, after months of bombing boats and killing people without any process to determine if they were drug trafficers, and even if they were, had nothing to do with the United States, all while sitting on podiums and saying we're gonna run the place and sell off their oil. There's seemingly no "occupying force" so why so mad? Just normal international relations, unless your an anti-maga beta ass pussy. And stop overreacting to threats to invade Greenland, we'll probably also do whatever without an occupying force, stop being so bitchy, right? TDS TDS TDS!!!
  12. That felt like a complete overreaction to someone dropping a chair. Something far more sinister definitely went down.
  13. Exactly, they have nothing to lose, the treasury is basically dear leader's slush fund account, as is the mechanisms for taking on more national debt, for the benefit of his rich buddies. The O&G companies won't have to pay a fucking dime and will take in any and all profits (except those going to trumpco and family). They have nothing to lose even if maga ever loses power (which itself is dubious because trans people). Don't worry, there will be an exemption from the draft if your son votes republican when he hits 18 and if you and all of your family do as well, so hopfully you voted full maga the last ten years. Otherwise its front line, or if he resists, denaturalization and El Salvador gulag. It's only fair, either worship the regime, or fuck you.
  14. Sorry you got ded.
  15. I'm guessing that he is doubting his own legacy and whether he was the good guy or the bad guy and it turns out he did good, but wouldn't be at all surprised if its that the rich had rights and he should feel bad for fighting them.
  16. The plans are crystal clear, monetize their oil reserves and make some oligarchs rich. If you're referring to the people of Venezuela, who cares, they're basically Mexicans.
  17. Yup, and in the plan I've been discussing, the losers of the first round (or playin round) the first Saturday of December can be selected for other bowl games (more revenue that more than makes up for doing away with CCG). But even if you want to keep CCG, you can do 12 or 16 starting the second Saturday of December, and so on, until New Years weekend.
  18. They're in the Venezuela threads. "I don't like him, but we got Venezuela! Yee-Haw! You must have derangement syndrome if you find it problematic! But I totally didn't vote for him (wink wink)."
  19. Another item for the "I don't like him and how he acts, but . . . " people in DT.
  20. I'm usually on the same page with your posts, but come on, it's about the fucking oil, full stop. Feeling like a military badass is the side benefit.
  21. Well yeah but the next man up will be a no name nobody else wants or a retread nobody else wants (like Eberflus himself). Even Quinn was a retread with few options and caught a little success (before shitting all over himself in the playoff game) and will be on the retread market again soon. There’s no hope.
  22. Ugh I hate the CFP calendar. It should be over by now with NFL taking the lead. Now we have a Thursday and Friday night CFP semi because NFL has Saturday. It’s fun during the holidays when things are slow and we’re all happy, now it’s back to real life, and I’m kinda over it as a casual fan. Not to mention asking fans of the schools to go to yet another neutral site, midweek, after work and school schedules are back to normal. Move it all up and be done by New Years or the weekend immediately thereafter. I’ve always hated that the title game is on a Monday night (same with CBB), but whatever, guess I’m just old.
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