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'stache

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  1. Yup, the "NFL is scripted" people are literally insane. If that were true, the Cowboys would have made the Super Bowl or the last NFC Championship Game at some point over the last 30 fucking years. I'm honestly surprised people outside of us who grew up on it and can't let it go still care.
  2. I can't imagine "the fanbase" would truly support that hire. I'm a big fan of Doug Meacham and how he handled this season as interim but I'd be pissed if he were handed the HC job at OSU, especially if it was because we struck out on multiple other options. I understand Smith won some games whereas Meach did not so there's some difference there but how do you go from firing Franklin a few months after a CFP appearance, strike out on multiple sitting head coaches and coordinators, and be happy with hiring the interim who from what I understand has never even been a coordinator?
  3. We have nuclear power plants for ai, let them do the selection, and let chat gpt do the talking. They’d do better than the old heads they keep putting on camera to spew nonsense.
  4. Do they still have 2010 on the wall as a "conference championship" when it was a three way tie for the south division with OU and OKST and OU won the tiebreaker and played Neby for the actual conference championship? That one was by far the worst.
  5. That’s going to be pretty common going forward. With mega conference scheduling there just won’t be as many losses in conference. I mean, SEC ended the year with four one loss teams. Add in that 2 loss BIG/SEC now = 1 loss XII/ACC it’s just how it’s gonna be. Also and probably more important, the “11 win” metric is dumb. For decades teams played 10 games or less. Until pretty recently 11 games were the norm so yeah an 11 win team would mean undefeated and surely top 10.
  6. Bro should smuggle in 400 tons of cocaine first, make some scratch, and follow pardon precedent.
  7. Well I’m glad we didn’t hire Klein only to have his alma mater open up a week later. His name was still high on the list of prospects early last week, I wonder if this just came together or if it was known earlier?
  8. So did PSU pass on Stein and Hartline or the other way around? Is the AD a bigger mess that LSU etc behind closed doors? Is still a top tier program by just about any metric. Maybe they really are looking at NFL people?
  9. So the dumb bitch didn’t even cite book and verse for her reactions, just “tHe bIbBEL SAIS Mens iS MeNs AnD GirLs Is gIrLS EGGO deFiNE wOmEn.” I mean I could see it being a legitimate paper if she delved into the text with quotes, citations, and third party interpretations to support her own views, but she’d also need to acknowledge contradictions within the Bible itself and varying interpretations if she was going to be intellectually honest and seeking a real grade. The teacher may not like the opinions but at least it would be a legitimate exercise of academia. But nope, it was just a setup by MAGA Mom Attorney at Law. Fuck this country and its voters.
  10. I suspect Theo makes good money, sugar daddy can surely take care of him too if necessary, since he’s the one who set them up, lol.
  11. Can you imagine the shenanigans he and Lane could get into in South Louisiana? It would be an awesome comedy series for Amazon Prime. Like the coaches side of Blue Mountain State.
  12. If Tulane doesn’t hire Coach O what are we even doing anymore?
  13. They’ll hire someone from the NFL and say it was the plan all along and why it took so long.
  14. Agree. Seeding is fair game. And once Bama ended up first in the SEC standings winning the four way tiebreaker on conference strength of schedule it was enough to put them in the field and guarantee them a spot. If they lose to UGA it’s a perfect reason to swap them with ND to avoid the rematches. And aggy gets to show its true ass when bama blows them out.
  15. Tech will get the SMU treatment. If you're in before the CCG you don't lose that spot if you lose the game. Does not apply to BYU, UVA, and certainly not Duke, because none of them are currently in the field. The only thing that looks like it could plausibly change is if BYU wins it knocks ND out. I also assume they'll change the seeding to avoid two season rematches.
  16. So Tulane/UNT winner is definitely in. JMU would need Duke to upset UVA (and beat Troy of course).
  17. That’s literally my point. The conversation is that bluebloods will stop scheduling other bluebloods. I disagree because each side expects to win. Also I don’t hate UT, I’ve been on surly/shaggy for more than a decade because this place is cool af. You’re my second favorite team every 2nd Saturday in October.
  18. My guess is that Ryan Day expects to win that game, as does (should) Sark and Co.
  19. Another day, another example of rampant hypocrisy.
  20. Newsome needs to record one of these dick sucking sessions. Not that it would change anything because the voters in this country are beyond any semblance of salvation but because it would make me lol.
  21. Wow $38M to get rid of Stoops who did about as good as should be expected at UK? Although I assume that and Kelly's can go down if they get another job ala Franklin. I bet Stoops will get picked up even if it's at G5 level. BTW, what ever happened to Mike Stoops? Did he officially give up? Choke on a dick while gobbling them up? Feel like he completely disappeared.
  22. So we're murdering Venezualans based solely on "suspicion" of drug traffiking, while pardoning a major drug traffiker who was convicted by an American jury, and still, right wing voters don't give a shit, or think it's less important than the story about the trans swimmer from a million years ago. Fuck this country.
  23. Isn't it more their sweetheart TV deal with NBC? They'd make far less in the ACC with its shitty contract. They've spurned the BIG enough that they may have given up and have already expanded to 18, but I suppose they'd still go to 19 if ND agreed. It's the only move that would remotely make sense. They aren't a cultural fit for SEC, and the Big XII while better than ACC doesn't pay enough (in addition to similarly being a bad cultural fit). I took a look and their next years' schedule looks similarly shitty. Better in 2027, could be salty in 2028.
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