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'stache

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  1. I work with some of the casinos around here and have had morning meetings at the properties. The place is filled with old people just pressing buttons at 8:00 am and smoking like a freight train. I was in Shreveport a long time ago when I was broke and they still gave free drinks in the Casino as long as you were playing the slots. We just pressed the penny button every minute or so and got wasted. Fun times. They don't do that at Indian casinos in Oklahoma and I doubt anywhere else anymore
  2. My favorite casino dad joke: My favorite game at the Casino is the beer game. I pay $3 and I win a beer. Never lost.
  3. I watch a lot of Jomboy Videos where he gives out Draft Kings codes and it's no different to me than if he were adverstising for Better Help or Me Undies or any of the other companies that are big into sponsoring podcasts and youtube vids.
  4. I can agree that it's too much marketing. It honestly doesn't annoy me as much as others I guess because I'm so uninterested in gambling they go in one ear and out the other.
  5. 'stache replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    LOL, I guess being a bitchass pussy is endemic at Notre Dame.
  6. Gambling is like any vice. Make it illegal and it just goes underground to be managed by criminal elements. I don't like it either, I seriously do not understand the mentality of doing something in which you are all but guaranteed to lose money, but its a thing and might as well be legal. I also support legalized marijuana even though I hate that half the people at the grocery store reek of weed.
  7. 'stache replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    It's nice to still give a shit in January. The TCU collapse was insane, including giving KU a chance to win from directly behind their basket.
  8. I honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm. I suspect that Islam will still be widely practiced in the region, the question is if it will be state religion to the exclusions of others with requirements that laws comply with religion, i.e., theocracy, because that to me is a massive problem, not just in the ME, but everywhere, including the US where we are being pushed daily in that direction.
  9. Huh? I saw several posts above saying the oil thing wasn't a big part of this thing.
  10. Don't ask why I went down this rabbit hole a while back. The Browns move has always fascinated me. I always wondered how it worked techincally that Cleveland got to keep its name and history. As a technical matter the Browns franchise was "deactivated" and the Ravens were created as a new franchise, so their history begins in 1996. I hate that it was a unique situation, I think this should have always been the norm. Most notably, Houston should have been "deactivated," Tennessee should have been a new franchise, and the Oilers reinstated in 2002 with all of its history intact.
  11. Yup, they lost the narrative over the last 40 years referring to any economic policy left of Reagan as "sochulist."
  12. He's a troll but I think he's serious about this one. Full blown lunatic with MDS. Like truly psychotic to take those words and go straight to some Che Guevara caricature of "sochulism."
  13. I'm not all that familiar with this stuff but I assume the new regime would also be a theocracy? Let them have what they want and stay the fuck out of it, we got Greenland to worry about first.
  14. MDS. Mamdani Derangement Syndrome. Mooslim Sochulist Sharia Lawwwww!!!
  15. Family got rich ‘cause ‘murica but it won’t bring her back, still ded as fuck. Rotting like the piece of shit she was.
  16. 'stache replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    Not sure where else to put this since I don’t do recruiting threads and I read he’s going to LSU. What’s the recourse here? If he doesn’t play for them he doesn’t get paid. Schools are doing everything in their power to avoid athletes being employees so they can’t rely on employment law and if they sue they risk a counterclaim that athletes are in fact employees. What damages can they claim if they haven’t paid anything out yet? (I assume if they paid at signing he’d be willing to give it back and take his bag from LSU). UW should probably just take their lumps and move on, still a week to find someone in the portal.
  17. Where are their hijabs? They’re violations the new Sharia Law! Maybe don’t worry, she’ll be stoned to death soon anyway, because Sharia Law!!!!!
  18. We should drop some bombs. That’ll fix it
  19. Throw Shotty's shit on the curb outside The Star and make Harbaugh HC. Oh wait, he'll have offers from owners who aren't egotistical morons by dinner time. I'm sure there's some unqualified dipshit down the hall to slap a DC title on.
  20. Everyone calm down! It might just be a few warships and 2,500 marines, why so mad?
  21. So ... no big deal. All we did was drop some bombs, killed some security people, captured a sitting president and his wife, after months of bombing boats and killing people without any process to determine if they were drug trafficers, and even if they were, had nothing to do with the United States, all while sitting on podiums and saying we're gonna run the place and sell off their oil. There's seemingly no "occupying force" so why so mad? Just normal international relations, unless your an anti-maga beta ass pussy. And stop overreacting to threats to invade Greenland, we'll probably also do whatever without an occupying force, stop being so bitchy, right? TDS TDS TDS!!!
  22. That felt like a complete overreaction to someone dropping a chair. Something far more sinister definitely went down.
  23. Exactly, they have nothing to lose, the treasury is basically dear leader's slush fund account, as is the mechanisms for taking on more national debt, for the benefit of his rich buddies. The O&G companies won't have to pay a fucking dime and will take in any and all profits (except those going to trumpco and family). They have nothing to lose even if maga ever loses power (which itself is dubious because trans people). Don't worry, there will be an exemption from the draft if your son votes republican when he hits 18 and if you and all of your family do as well, so hopfully you voted full maga the last ten years. Otherwise its front line, or if he resists, denaturalization and El Salvador gulag. It's only fair, either worship the regime, or fuck you.
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