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'stache

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  1. A cybertruck was parked on my street earlier this week (for real). I thought it was our neighborhood's annual city dumpster days (kinda for real).
  2. I don't believe that for a second, Jerry is the one who would likely be in love with the last name. I think it's Moore and just waiting for this weekends NFC East pukathon to end hopefully with an iggles loss. If Moore tells Jerry to fuck off even after interviewing then it's Shotty because why bother asking anyone else worth a shit. No fucking way a hot commodity like Joe Brady would work for that old shitstain.
  3. Lol, calling out a trans poster, just proves it was never about eggs, it was always about hate for gays, trans, and Mexicans for these idiots.
  4. I care less than zero about the rest of this stuff. I like Wrexham and Deadpool and Van Wilder.
  5. Different franchise but same idea. I cannot figure out any plausible way to feel any emotional attachment to some random new franchise. I’m just doomed to this fucking nonsense.
  6. I legit did not know we had an OC much less a Schottenheimer. I thought Mike called all the plays. Sounds like a perfect HC hire for Jerry. Probably sees the last name and pops a floppy old viagra semi.
  7. I would use a different four letter f word.
  8. Glenn to the Jets. Jerry's personality has literally placed the team below NYJ and the Bears in attractiveness to rising head coaches. Next will be CLE. It's gonna be Shotty. Even Moore is probably too smart to work for that asshole.
  9. Saw on a OSU board this his fiancé lives in OKC and doesn’t want to move. Is there some set number above $1 mil a year in salary where mangled ass suture face becomes attractive?
  10. I hadn't noticed re visiting fans but there will always be 80,000 willing to go to the stadium. If Jerry is paying attention, he'd notice that the Cowboys have had fewer and fewer SNF and MNF appearances in recent years along with more noon games instead of "America's Game of the Week" on Sundays. I assume NFL media payouts don't vary by tv ratings per game but any normal person would realize that interest in "America's Team" is waning even from the haters.
  11. I mean, Barry Fucking Switzer bumblefucked his way to a ring so he might not be wrong at that point. Fuck Jerry though, I hope his death is short but painful af.
  12. Or this time, passed over by Bears, and I read Saints are the last possibility, if they're desperate.
  13. I think its fair for a place that enabled child rape to be dropped a spot or two.
  14. Lol, they don't fucking care. He signed the dick and balls EO and the one to Fuck the Mexicans. That's all they really wanted.
  15. They were never going to consider McCarthy over Johnson.
  16. If Knowles leaves a national champ in Columbus for a sinking ship in Norman, for a woman, he’d become the all time leader in the “undefeated” clubhouse.
  17. ND is in trouble if they have to punt.
  18. I still think its weird this is the same Will Howard that played at KSU. He was good but never thought of him as National Champ good. Guess it helps to be surrounded by stout af players that go three deep.
  19. JFC, trump and friends committed legitimate crimes, and prosecuting them is not "weaponization." Lil' donny has talked about prosecuting political enimies where no crimes exist, which is the textbook definition of "weaponization." Of course the majority of the braindead electorate belives the opposite is true, because feelings matter more than facts. There's no use in debating these issues.
  20. Can someone help me understand how an executive order renaming an international body of water works in practice? Will it just become something where fucking maps become a form of political virtue signaling? Will it spark a huge fight with apple and google over what term their map uses? My guess is that's what it's meant to do, just create another fucking wedge issue to distract from the fact that he's a complete fucking moron, a laughing stock in the international community, and that your fucking grocery prices aren't any better.
  21. Fucking this. Fuck this country. The majority is too stupid to live. Covid proved it unequivocally.
  22. Having the championship game on a Monday for so long really makes me not really care. I got shit going on and work tomorrow. If its Friday or Saturday night I'll probably crack a beer and watch. I doubt I will tonight, maybe late in the game if its close.
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