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Love the brighter shade of blue, hate the shadow numbers.

You see to the maga mindset (which is Slorch is at his core) you only support a candidate if you think they’re just the greatest person on earth who will solve all your problems and make the lives of others you don’t like miserable. It’s why they wear the hats and clothes and fly the flags and make it their entire personality. They can’t fathom just wanting someone who’s competent who knows how government works who won’t lie on an hourly basis about objective facts and will be fundamentally boring on a day to day basis once in office. He seriously can’t comprehend that most of us will disagree with some of her policies and approaches but that we support her because she’s by far the better candidate. You see he thinks we literally worship Kamala because that’s how they think it works. The excitement now is that we get to kick a piece of shit to the trash bin of history in a few weeks. In sum, he’s a fucking pea brain idiot attention horse.

So brave. Stunning and brave.

Wanna know a way to reduce auto insurance? Authorize undocumented immigrants to obtain drivers' licenses to ensure public safety, require that they purchase insurance like everyone else, and immunize them from deportation if they are involved in an auto accident for which the insurance applies. Anything else, uninsured driving, reckless driving, DUI, etc., all remain crimes for which deportation is a possible repercussion.

And ice cream for lunch every day in the cafeteria! The fact that none of his voters ever ask for details on his dumbass proposals is just mind numbing.

Mitch, you stupid dishonest mother fucker, you would be blamed because its you're fucking fault! Republicans have spent the last 50 years vilifying the very existence of the federal government, big fucking surprise that you're base and several of your elected people in congress think that shutting down the government is a good thing! Reap what you sow fuckface.

Why would Heupel take the OU job, didn't they essentially fire him as OC before he started having success?

Anyone know what the headline was? My guess is they correctly said he was a republican and got death threats for daring to not blame all those violent liberuls. Highly doubt it was the other way around.

It'll take a full on armed revolution to undo the constitution and start from scratch. The red states aren't going to budge on this issue through traditional means. He would need to not only win but follow through on Project 2025 like nationwide abortion ban, end same sex marriage, mandatory prayer in public schools, or doing away with public schools altogether. I think he's fundamentally lazy and stupid and won't pull all of that off and the majority of the middle class regardless of the president and inflation and all that shit is just comfortable enough to not worry about burning down the palace.

Syd Sweeney is next?

Seems that would be even harder since an amendment requires 3/4 of the states while the compact would need every state to agree. No way in hell any red state agrees because they know popular vote goes against them most elections.

I was thinking Harris who he would absolutely treat like shit right off the bat. I could see Walz charming the shit out of him though and have him nodding along to things like keeping kids fed and having the government mind their own fucking business on personal issues.

I’ve seen some Vonn clips and only really read about Rogan. I can see Vonn working out but Rogan strikes me as an incessant contrarian whose idiocy is hard to rebut since facts are irrelevant. I can see it devolving into an anti-vax shitfest that just confirms most of his listeners’ bias against anything fact based or intellectual and just default to trumpism. Could be wrong but doesn’t seem worth the risk.

JFC, this shit again? Gundy is right that these get scheduled way in advance. We have Oregon home and away the next two years that was scheduled like a decade ago, then a return trip to Arkansas, then Bama home and home. We also have another Arky home and home scheduled for 2032 and 2033 and Nebraska 2034 and 2035. That's how far out these things are scheduled. I said it a bunch of times, I think Bedlam gets played home and home 2030 and 2031 since we don't have a P4 non-con for those years. OU has an opening in 2031 and has Nebraska in 2030 which they can keep or move (maybe) if needed or find ways to make some changes that far into the future to make it work for both sides. It's also not true that OU said "yeah lets just add it home and home forever going forward." They might imply that but only Gundy will be honest, it doesn't work that way in football. And for the "OSU sucks and nobody cares" crowd, wouldn't it be consistent that they wouldn't want or need to play the game since it's a bigger deal for us than it is for them? (on paper at least, their fans care, and denying that they care is part of the rivalry). We already have a basketball game scheduled for next year at the Paycom Center and I can guarantee you a Bedlam matchup will happen in baseball, either a weekend series or home and home midweek games. We already played them this year in soccer and will probably have a series in softball. The athletic departments still get along just fine.

I’m sure there are some older guys who are keeping up with modern changes to the game but Zimmer is a fucking retread that nobody else wanted just like Fat Mike. These are the only people who Jerry can get to work for him, people with no other options. The fact that he can’t see that is just unfuckingbelievable.

I was kinda joking at first but maybe it's a good idea afterall.

Was the CSU QB shit talk screen shotted? Curious how bad or tame it was. I thought Sanders' was kind of an asshole either way but if the other QB was taking direct shots at him pregame I could see it justified.

Zimmer is a fossil from a past era. Nobody who is younger and keeping up with modern trends will work for Jerry. It'll just be more and more retreads and failures. QB performance doesn't matter when the defense gives up TD's on six straight drives. It's also equally shitty offensive game planning when nothing you call works right. I honestly don't care anymore. I just don't see any relevance in analyzing individual player performances when the schemes as a whole and failure to change anything up or respond mid-game when shit gets shut down is all I see and it's because nobody worth a shit will agree to work for Jerry.

Hey look, Fat Mike's gameplan was a piece of shit and he was unable to adjust. So fucking shocking. Fuck Mike and Fuck Jerry.

Arm the cart girls.

Why were aggy fans so down on stoops especially when they ended up with fat Elko?

So we’re judging the XII based on how …checks notes…Kansas …. is playing. They were supposed to be good and aren’t. That’s literally never happened to any other team in any other conference.

A massive turd with a headset on the sideline would be more competent than Mikes fat fucking ass.

If take McDaniel on a coke bender with a hooker on the sideline over Fat Mike any day.

Stupid ass mother fucker doesn’t understand the stock market and half the country thinks he’s “better on the economy.” I hate this country.