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'stache

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  1. I like McDaniel being a HC because he's different. Maybe a QB other than Tua can make a difference.
  2. The Time Square furry version of the Matador gotta be creepy af.
  3. O'rly, then why is the President of the Unites States saying from a podium that we're gonna "run" Venezuala? Oh yeah, he said something different later, as did his other mouthpieces. We're all supposed to stop criticizing what he says because reasons. Of course we all know he's just flooding the zone as usual with nonsense so his sycophants can say "he didn't say he was gonna take over he said he was gonna run the country which means something else and he's also into drugs so its okay." We all know a bunch of OG oligarchs are about to become rich as shit off those oil reserves one way or another and that's what's really happening here but let's just let it go because why bother. Yeah, he's merely "offputting," but you're above giving a shit, how fucking brave, lol.
  4. LOL, yeah, starting a new war without consulting Congress, kidnapping its leader, and doing it solely to take over it's petroleum reserves is a non-event. Is it now US policy to overthrow every bad leader or just the ones sitting on oil reserves? I'm 100% right, you people are literally incapable of finding fault in anything this dipshit and his yes men do, it's every one else who is derranged. Oh right, you "didn't vote for him" (wink wink) so it's okay. As to your broader point, there is literally nothing this asshole has done well in the last year, not a single thing helpful to the American people, except giving assholes a license to shit on "others" they don't like.
  5. Playing the Texans, at Houston, when they are as good as they have been and can possibly be, and while we're still led by a senile cunt who is incapable of improving the franchise. It'll be their own Super Bowl, and we'll get crushed like a bunch of bitches. It's inevitable. Fucking die already Jerry and take Stephen with you.
  6. They are incapable of understanding that normal people can vote for candidates without supporting or agreeing with every single thing that they do because they are still the far better candidate and criticisms of specific policies and actions are part of the process. Their world is absolute and complete fealty to their dear leader and unconditional support for literally everthing he says and does.
  7. Back to .500? So another tie? Yeah sure, why the fuck not.
  8. Schwarz is well respected and has options. Zero chance he even considers working for Jerry Jones. He'll just look down the hall and find some loser to take the position like he did with Shottenheimer.
  9. That is so ridiculous and literally cannot believed you typed it without a second thought. Every republican of note spent the weekend felating dear leader for his bravery and for ending the war on drugs and saving oil and gas and whatever else they put out there as the excuse to launch an illegal war. Seriously, just take a quick look. Even if some had reservations (i.e., Susan Collins "concern"), remeber that trans people still exist and where they take a piss is the defining issue of our time. It overrides everything else including illegal wars, kidnappings, pedophelia, the economy, etc., etc., etc. They could nuke LA and the electorate would be okay with it because at least the public schools aren't performing transition surgeries anymore after recess.
  10. Thank you for your service . . . unless you refuse to worship the pedophile president. This country is so pathetic. Anyone voting republican and says they love the military are lying and you can literally go fuck yourselves.
  11. Cardinals coach gone. His name was Jonathan Gannon. I swear I haven’t ever heard that name even when they beat the tar out of Jerruh’s band of misfit losers.
  12. DC doesn't fucking matter. Jerry would make the hire and nobody worth a shit wants to work for him especially as an assistant. It would be some old bastard whose heyday was in the 90's or someone younger but who has failed multiple times and has no other options. Jerry is allergic to young innovators.
  13. Yup. Just a big merry go round of the same old milquetoast boring ass people.
  14. At least they’re honest this time that they just want the oil. Not that it matters to modern republicans whose sole view on public policy is “whatever dear leader says is good.”
  15. Yay more stupid overreactions. Cincy is a 7-5 team whose moderate success was entirely it’s all conference qb who didn’t play because he’s in the portal. Navy won 10 games and was at full strength. The outcome was already set lol.
  16. This. And none of those stadiums would be empty. You're talking about the No. 9 to the No. 16 teams in the country hosting playoff games (or as I would call them play-in game) in which most would be favorites to win. The one thing we learned this year is that home playoff games in December had some of the best home atmospheres we've seen. I mean, which of these host home venues would have been "empty" for a playoff game? It's a revenue bonanza that I think would more than make up for doing away with the CCGs at bland NFL venues. The only people who would be out money would be the NFL owners and their bs parking and concession revenue.
  17. Rice was already outmatched now they have a teammate at the hospital. Let the clock run and get it over with already.
  18. OU is 4 of those losses and UT is 1 from 2023-2024. So current Big 12 is 1-3 with TCU having the sole win (and adding a loss). The system has changed so much too it's hard to make any solids conclusions. If ASU wasn't required to be 4 last year could they have won a first round game? (probably not looks like they'd have been 12 and played at Notre Dame who made it to the finals but who knows, they played well against UT). If Tech had been seeded 5-8 instead of 4 could they have won a home game? Almost certainly if they got JMU or Tulane. Big 12 will be a one bid league most years and that's fine with me but saying the conference has to be kicked out of the system entirely because Tech's QB shit the bed is asinine.
  19. I think it's fair to include any G5 team that ends the season ranked in the top 24. I just wouldn't guarantee a spot and, unless they finish top 8, they always have to earn their way past the playin round.
  20. When NHL does these Winter Classic games in baseball stadiums I literally cannot stand that they use this as the alignment. Like even if I was all in on hockey I couldn't watch. Even if the TV angle hides it well just knowing this pisses me off to a very illogical and unreasonble degree. Just seeing the pictures in my social media feeds is triggering as fuck.
  21. And vice versa, lol. He'd be afraid of catching the gay by being too close.
  22. Then what do you do with the tied teams that got to sit home that week comfortable in their CFP spot? UGA would have destroyed aggy in the SECCG but got to avoid it because of tiebreakers. The system is completely fucked and CCGs are entirely pointless.
  23. I can agree that Tech maybe wasn't 4th seed worthy but they definitely were top 12 and deserved a spot in the playoff. Overreactions are so dumb. Nobody tried to kick the Big 10 out of the club in 2015 when Michigan State lost 38-0 as a 3 seed to Bama.
  24. History tells us they'll throw the hammer at OKST because they always fuck with us and only us with real punishments and nobody else especially bluebloods. Rumors are we're backing up a Brinks truck for Drew Mestemaker, if they're gonna try to step in, that is where they'll do it, but I doubt they will even try at this point cancelling any deals. If they do I suspect with established precedents we'll push back.
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