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'stache

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Everything posted by 'stache

  1. Seriously, it's almost as though the US has a strong demand for labor, and Mexico and Central America have a supply, and that the US Government has refused to enact an immigration system that meets with this fact, and instead have used immigration as a wedge issue to get bigots and stupid people to the polls. It's really not that fucking hard to enact legislation that allows hardworking people to come here legally while keeping bad people out to the extent possible, but nope, CARAVANS and everything bad is because of brown, and HOW DARE I PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH! Also, undocumented immigrants commit crimes at a far lower rate than natural born citizens and even legal immigrants. It's almost as though they're here to work and feed their families and not to commit crimes. Nah, that can't be, they speak a different language and are therefore evil. https://docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/JU01/20250122/117827/HHRG-119-JU01-20250122-SD004.pdf
  2. So did those chicks lez out yesterday or wut?
  3. I’m pretty sure they accept that it’s all because of Campbells money, just as I’m willing to accept that if Boone Pickens hadn’t built us a stadium and spurred others to donate for the indoor practice facility and other infrastructure we’d probably be in the new Pac 12 with Wazzu.
  4. LOL, okay so it is a bit. One good season out of nowhere because Skattaboo went beast mode…followed by mighty 8-4. Dynasty.
  5. Sure, for now. They should have an advantage next season. He’s saying like top 2-3 every year for eternity…because everyone else sucks. That’s just some shocking arrogance from a fan of a middling program like ASU. Especially on surly where most outsiders are pretty honest and straightforward about this stuff.
  6. Ok I really thought you were doing a bit, but really? What do you think ASUs status is and has been? I looked and before last season your only NY6 (as we used to call them) bowl was 1996. A whole bunch of mediocrity between. Where are you getting that ASU is doing better in NIL than everyone but Tech? Your QB is bolting likely for better NIL. And mocking TCU? They played in a national title game just a few years ago. I also saw you say “as long as we have a good QB” . . . no shit Sherlock. The current BIG 12 will have nobody who “should” be top 2 or 3 every year except maybe tech if Campbell keeps burning money on one year mercinary contracts and I’ll bet good money that they have some down years from time to time. If you really think that your conference mates are all just gonna lay down for . . . ASU . . . I mean, wtaf? The commitment is there at all the schools now and there’s literally nothing special about ASU. Saying everyone else sucks is so damn asinine. My alma mater beat ou two of the last three and beat Notre Dame in the Fiesta bowl two years ago. Played in two of the last three conference championship games before OU and Texas left. Gundy screwed up NIL and is now gone and we made a good hire who’s going to bring with him a good qb. Dillingham’s a good coach but bro calm down.
  7. So, someone posted that Reiner's last IMBD entry is Conan's podcast and says 2025, and it is in fact there. I've been listening to the podcast pretty much every episode for a little over a year now. It looks like Reiner's last appearance was with Albert Brooks in 2023, so he may have done a recording very recently and has not yet been published. They usually publish several weeks after they are recorded. That would be even more tragic. Conan can be a very serious person about certain things and I can't imagine the decsion on how to handle it if his podcast really was Reiners last recorded appearance. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/
  8. I mean, both start with the letter F, seems legit.
  9. I had no idea Albert Brooks' given name was Albert Einstein. That's pretty funny. According to wikipedia: "By the age of 19, he had changed his professional name to Albert Brooks, joking that "the real Albert Einstein changed his name to sound more intelligent."
  10. Sounds like a huge slut. I mean that's what they called Kamala Harris for dating and having sex with people prior to getting married. I bet Erika has some inspriation from the goat herself Nancy Reagan.
  11. The only defense that looked objectively worse was LV and they might be the worst team the NFL has seen in a while. Edit: HAHA just looked it up and they are ranked a solid 16. Dallas D is truly pathetic.
  12. By this time next year I bet she'll have gotten carved up for full maga face. They seriously can't seem to help themselves.
  13. During the file-share era her videos were by far the most popular files available for download and worth the 30-45 minutes they took to download through dialup connections. She is truly special for our generation.
  14. Political insiders are also propping her up becasue it's part of their narrative that keeps the maga idiots voting for their brand of shit.
  15. Growing up in South Texas I heard racism of all sorts but never against the Jews. The history of Jewish hate in Europe is complex but I don't see how it applies to modern western societies. Note that criticism of actions of the State of Israel is a different matter that has existed for sometime and is currently at 11 becasue of their actions.
  16. And several more: "I don't always agree with his approach, but . . . "
  17. lIbRUl degENS CeleBrATe dEatH
  18. Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.
  19. This seasons shitshow is entirely in the defense.
  20. He could have fucked any number of random blondes in Ann Arbor and not been fired with cause. He fucked someone on staff which is why he’s in far deeper shit. Then using university money to raise her salary. He could have cut a check to her for $50k like us regulars might loan a friend $20 but he used university funds. That and his butter knife breakdown is why he might not coach again. He could get away with straight up infidelity, it happens all the time, it’s the other shit that brought him down. And even still I bet he’s working again in college football in a few years.
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