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'stache

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Everything posted by 'stache

  1. TD SMU. Baylor let the running back go 30 yards untouched. Ponies up 7. Fuck Baylor.
  2. Saw it during the chiefs game on YouTube. Didn’t know she was still active and not fat. Would.
  3. OU gonna lose too they suck. Fuck Brett Vegetables.
  4. OKST gonna beat Oregon. I took and edible and had a whiskey and saw it’s gonna happen. LOL!
  5. ICE gotta go to this Chiefs-Charger game and deport all these messicans dancing all sexy and shit at halftime.
  6. Jason Garrett coached any mobility out of him because he was stuck in the fucking 90s. The injuries at this point probably makes it unwise even if he could get some speed back.
  7. OSU fans would prefer to stick with the old Big 12 South schools. We recruit heavily out of Texas and we split from the old Big 8 nearly 30 years ago and as long as we play them on a rotation it doesn't need to be annual. A scheduling quadrant of OSU, TCU, Tech, and Baylor is perfect.
  8. 'stache replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Where are these numbers coming from? Can't be the new MAGA Ministry of Truth. I expect that report to come out soon that unemployment is at -100% (everyone has two jobs!) and that we gained 300 million new jobs (everyone's second job was created!).
  9. 'stache replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    They’ve always used the script helmet, right? I know they were in the early 90s. Classic look. I’m for anything that does away with the clunky “Texas A&M ____”. Way too long. I like that the UT schools just use the letters (UTEP, UTSA, etc).
  10. He hit him in the fucking hands. Top NFL receivers aren’t expected to catch layouts? Give me a fucking break. CeeDee fucked the game, he’s done it a lot, period.
  11. It’s why I can’t let the Dak haters get to me. Hit a fucking dime and sooner fuck drops it. AGAIN!
  12. Yeah I guess, didn’t consider the 4th quarter clock.
  13. That’s my memory thinking how dumb it was to complain about the play and not the inequtable rule.
  14. Bitch move by Siriani. Can’t believe he didn’t go for that.
  15. It’s been stopped for other teams. Hurts is the difference. We got to him again the second time but he pushed forward. Isn’t it still illegal for the defense to push their guys? I thought I saw somewhere a proposal to let the defense scrum too.
  16. He didn’t get that, fucking refs
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