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'stache

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  1. MACO? Doesn't quite have the same ring.
  2. I'm sure in the new landscape the old confederacy will stick together so the SEC can finally get what it wants, it's own national championship.
  3. Lefties are limp wristed soy boy beta cucks but also violent mobs of insurrectionists that can only be subdued by the U.S. Marines. This country isn't worth saving, it just isn't, let it die already.
  4. Considering the entire plan is to provoke the protesters and to skew what constitues "peaceful protest" the chances are way more than 1%. Question is whether TACO will TACO or if he actually deploys the Marines into the crowd. If they are deployed, they will almost certainly open fire eventually.
  5. Is that really Newsom posting that? I sure hope so.
  6. Wait, Texas solved homelessness? I had several trips to Dallas and Houston a few months ago and that wasn't the case. Can't wait to go back and experience this unique Utopia. Sent them all to El Salvador I assume?
  7. It’s funny ‘cause they fuck goats.
  8. TL;DR. Fuck ou
  9. Pretty sure that’s the joke.
  10. @NowThis may have something to add to this list.
  11. They'll get right on that as soon as they conclude their ongoing inquiries into the exact length and girth of Hunter's massive hog.
  12. And that he knew space x contracts were fraud waste and abuse and that not cancelling them while Elmo was funding him was corruption. There’s no bottom here. Elmo admits to knowingly funding a pedophile to the presidency. edit: the Nazi one being fake doesn’t change my point
  13. That was bad for OKC lol. They’re the better team by a lot and should still win the series easy but that’s gotta stick with you lol.
  14. On the basis of habeus corpus fool!
  15. JFC, I’ve been married/monogamous for a little over 20 years now. Did I miss some era where women just stopped fucking altogether? How did an entire generation get so fucking warped about masculinity and toughness that a tweenage twitter fight is being called manly and not the bitch ass pussy weak ass slap fight that it truly is? It seriously has to be a pandemic level of incel shit.
  16. Lolwut? They’re bickering online like a couple of tweens fighting over a boy. It’s pathetic af for two supposedly grown ass men.
  17. I hope Elmo has the pee tape.
  18. Not really, they never really cared about Elmo, he was just a useful bank account. Elmo’s gonna find out just how smart it was to try and sell EVs exclusively to right wing nut jobs.
  19. They should just fuck and get it over with. Or maybe they did and that’s when it got awkward.
  20. Funny, his government welfare was totally fine when they were friends, when the rest of us kept pointing it out. I fucking hate this country.
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