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Everything posted by 'stache

  1. I mean, both start with the letter F, seems legit.
  2. I had no idea Albert Brooks' given name was Albert Einstein. That's pretty funny. According to wikipedia: "By the age of 19, he had changed his professional name to Albert Brooks, joking that "the real Albert Einstein changed his name to sound more intelligent."
  3. Sounds like a huge slut. I mean that's what they called Kamala Harris for dating and having sex with people prior to getting married. I bet Erika has some inspriation from the goat herself Nancy Reagan.
  4. The only defense that looked objectively worse was LV and they might be the worst team the NFL has seen in a while. Edit: HAHA just looked it up and they are ranked a solid 16. Dallas D is truly pathetic.
  5. By this time next year I bet she'll have gotten carved up for full maga face. They seriously can't seem to help themselves.
  6. During the file-share era her videos were by far the most popular files available for download and worth the 30-45 minutes they took to download through dialup connections. She is truly special for our generation.
  7. Political insiders are also propping her up becasue it's part of their narrative that keeps the maga idiots voting for their brand of shit.
  8. Growing up in South Texas I heard racism of all sorts but never against the Jews. The history of Jewish hate in Europe is complex but I don't see how it applies to modern western societies. Note that criticism of actions of the State of Israel is a different matter that has existed for sometime and is currently at 11 becasue of their actions.
  9. And several more: "I don't always agree with his approach, but . . . "
  10. lIbRUl degENS CeleBrATe dEatH
  11. Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.
  12. This seasons shitshow is entirely in the defense.
  13. He could have fucked any number of random blondes in Ann Arbor and not been fired with cause. He fucked someone on staff which is why he’s in far deeper shit. Then using university money to raise her salary. He could have cut a check to her for $50k like us regulars might loan a friend $20 but he used university funds. That and his butter knife breakdown is why he might not coach again. He could get away with straight up infidelity, it happens all the time, it’s the other shit that brought him down. And even still I bet he’s working again in college football in a few years.
  14. Maybe he can get a job back at OU and he can get himself some Fulnecky.
  15. How dare you.
  16. I was talking about the subs. I also like the grilled cheeses and pretty much everything from the rollers. Pizza is pretty good too, as good as any fast food / delivery style pizza. Buffalo chicken mac and cheese is my go to in that department. Biscuits are good too for fast food but you have to preorder on the app to get bacon instead of sausage. I also agree that their breakfast tacos are the weak spot. The tortillas are too thick and sometimes get mushy. I didn't like their chicken sandwich either.
  17. All I want to know is who I need to bribe to be awarded the first Surly Peace Prize.
  18. I wonder who Kyle Whittingham fucked? Didn't Sitake play at Utah and not BYU?
  19. I'm calling it now, dotard is gonna use the n-word before this election, either on his twitter site or from a podium. Hard R. It's gonna happen. Mike Johnson won't have enough information to offer an opinion.
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