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BigHorn'13

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  1. I think you and I have a different definition of "it" in this context.
  2. A) As good as you fuckers are gonna get. B) Probably should've mentioned that we already have a fake tree, lights, and the other shit. She just wants a different one for her to decorate. I couldn't care less until I saw the sticker price. C) Oh, there will be no negotiating either way. She already knows what the deal is on special requests/bdays/father's day/xmas/etc. Probably. But that fucking tree won't be north of $150. Had to draw that line earlier today when she found a more "reasonably priced" tree for $299.
  3. Oh for sure. The ol okie-doke
  4. So my wife tells me just now, that her lifelong dream, is to do matching Xmas day pajamas. We've been together for 9 years...news to me. I tell her, ok, if you can find a set that fits all of us, deal (inner me thinking there's no way given I'm a fatter, she's super top heavy /no pics, our 13 y/o is scrawny, and a 2 y/o.) Without hesitation, she goes, "oh, I already have!" Me: Fuccckkk. Her "I found me these pair of leggings, you a jumbo pair of pants, our oldest the full gambit and the baby a onesie, all in the same pattern." Me: wtf that's not how that works! Then proceeds to show her Google results for Xmas family pajamas pics. Her: "well I wasn't going to make us all wear matching tops." Me (pointing at the search results): but isn't that kinda the point? Her (angrily): "well if you don't want to do it, I found this really pretty Christmas tree we can do instead!" I look over at her phone. $600 for an non decorated tree. She wants it because it comes pre lit with a remote, and folds up into a bag. FML
  5. Arkansas. It'll be Arkansas.
  6. We've got to somehow get Wisener a break in games going forward. Dude looked completely gassed towards the end of the 3rd quarter. I know they're probably wanting to bring Baxter along slowly to avoid another injury, so maybe we can haz more Simon?
  7. I would've thought for sure Arky for Traylor
  8. Bet he won't do a uga one...
  9. I'm no expert but I think the blood is supposed to be in the bucket.
  10. Both these teams fucking suck
  11. One week at a time. That's the mantra I've taken since the Florida loss. That and wearing that basic burnt orange Columbia shirt on Fridays. I expect you fuckers to be doing the same superstitious shit god damnit!
  12. Fuck ou, always and forever.
  13. It's because y'all touch yourselves. Had to walk my mother through this earlier. Assuming you're wanting to watch a game on ABC and have a Hulu sub, open/download the espn app on your TV, go to settings, click "login through tv provider," it'll give you a code. Use your phone or laptop and go to espn.com/activate. Enter the code and your credentials for hulu, then viola. Even espn customer service couldn't help my mom when she first tried purchasing a espn+ sub lol.
  14. Not unless you clap in communicating to your teammates a la Simmons earlier lol
  15. You're standing right there, and you still can't see it wasn't 2?
  16. Man these little bitches getting chippy as fuck. Need to start checking where the refs are then fucking with the receivers. Vandy already about to snap, plus Pavia can't get another uc or he's done for, right?
  17. It was due to running with him out of bounds. After that, he got jumped by the bench, which definitely should've been called
  18. That was on the stiff arm but yeah, it's weird how they're going down so easy.
  19. Do you even bend but don't break, bro?
  20. First series--he calls the type of play we need to be running Next series-- let's start the fuckery!
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