So my wife tells me just now, that her lifelong dream, is to do matching Xmas day pajamas. We've been together for 9 years...news to me. I tell her, ok, if you can find a set that fits all of us, deal (inner me thinking there's no way given I'm a fatter, she's super top heavy /no pics, our 13 y/o is scrawny, and a 2 y/o.)
Without hesitation, she goes, "oh, I already have!"
Me: Fuccckkk.
Her "I found me these pair of leggings, you a jumbo pair of pants, our oldest the full gambit and the baby a onesie, all in the same pattern."
Me: wtf that's not how that works! Then proceeds to show her Google results for Xmas family pajamas pics.
Her: "well I wasn't going to make us all wear matching tops."
Me (pointing at the search results): but isn't that kinda the point?
Her (angrily): "well if you don't want to do it, I found this really pretty Christmas tree we can do instead!"
I look over at her phone. $600 for an non decorated tree. She wants it because it comes pre lit with a remote, and folds up into a bag.
FML