Its funny you mention Sammy, I was thinking about him the other day. Of course, only those of us who knew him could call him Sammy without getting punched in the nose. He was not exactly a push over. One time he and I were having lunch at The Muse, which I'm pretty sure is closed these days but only due to Jack Nicholson being stingy with his tips. Anyway, a little known fact about Sammy is he was really crazy for a good tomato bisque. Also, he truly loathed the Lakers. Now, The Muse didn't have tomato bisque on the menu, but they would run to the nearest 7-eleven and buy a can of Campbell's and trick ol Sammy into enjoying his meal.
Well this particular day Kobe walks into the place and everyone but Sammy loses their marbles and starts fumbling. The waiter messes up and says "here's your campbell's sir, err, I mean." Well, too late. Sammy storms into the kitchen, finds the Campbell's can, and then storms back to the table, fuming. I tried to calm him down and offer him some of my eggplant parmesan, which seemed to be helping. Well, then a chorus of laughter erupts at Kobe's table and Sammy's face just reddened, like you know he did in the movies. He stands up, lobs the soup can towards Kobe's table. Luckily he missed Kobe or things could have got really ugly. Then Sammy started screaming "I GOT THE RIGHT STUFF! YOU AIN"T GOT IT, YOU CANNED SOUP SLURPER!" Kobe just stared and shook his head, went back to eating.
The waiter and owner and chef all came out to apologize, and after a foot massage Sammy calmed down. So maybe instead of you know Trump dies so Biden dies like you theorize it just could be some angry but harmless can throwing, followed by some hollering of nonsense and the right foot massage to calm everyone back down.