Wife is visiting a friend in colorado. She was supposed to come home on Southwest last night. Instead, yesterday she calls and asks if i mind if she stays one more night because they want to see a concert at red rocks (oh, an aside, she had never heard of red rocks - but i digress) . I say sure, how are you going to switch your flight, her friend says wife can use her frequent flyer miles and come in tomorrow morning - no big deal. Costs like 50 extra bucks to transfer or whatever no big deal.
She texts me this morning the flight itinerary and it is on a United flight and instead of coming in to Hobby is coming into IAH. No big deal, a little more out of my way, but whatever.
So she texts me that her flight lands and i respond i am 5 min away because traffic is a nightmare around Hobby. Thinking i was going to be funny when she freaks out. She never responds.
She comes outside at the terminal i pick her up and we are driving out of the airport, I said, i guess you didn't see my text about being at hobby, i was trying to be funny, she says, no i saw it i dont get the joke.
She thought she was at hobby.
Once i told her no, you are at intercontinental, she says - i thought the terminal was much bigger than i remembered.