Circa 2010 I happened to be in Saudi Arabia doing some project management consulting work for a refinery just as the Arab Spring started blooming. Tanks were rolling about 30 minutes down the highway to the bridge to Bahrain and everyone was on edge. I was on the road at 4am every morning to get to the refinery and the road had police checkpoints that were always an adventure to go through (always different people working them - some rather bigoted against Americans). One morning, at 4am, I'm the only soul around at the checkpoint and one of the policemen there started rambling at me in Arabic (of which I understood absolutely nothing). I gave him a blank stare and he came around to the passenger side of the car, opened the door and got in the car, He motioned for me to start driving. I started driving and the dude just kind of relaxes in the passenger seat perking up occasionally to direct me when to turn left or right. I had no fucking idea what the fuck was happening. Eventually we get to another police checkpoint and he gets out of the car and thanks me for the ride and waves me off to head back. Motherfucker!