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  1. Alien Octopus
    Senior writer needs an editor to fix his gibberish.
  2. Alien Octopus
    Huh, I smell gravy and boubon…
  3. Alien Octopus
    Maybe, but he won’t have those mouth breathers trashing up his new family compound. https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/9554720/elon-musk-utopia-town-snailbrook/amp/
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    Don’t worry Elon will make a call and have them deported.
  5. Alien Octopus
    Would love to hit Oregon and Washington. Daughter goes to Madison. Atmosphere pretty meh. Tailgate is fun.
  6. Alien Octopus
    Was a great car. Had one of the last of the 93s. Bought it from my Dad who had a thing for hatch backs he also had a merkur xr4ti w a cosworth motor that was similar. I traded the Saab when I had to replace the cooling system as the company was being sold and parts were crazy high. And there is always more hotness out there when it comes to cars. But I really did like the black out button on the dash that turned off the interior lights. I had an Audi RS8 that had a similar button. Loved that car too until the dealer jerked me around on a sunroof leak that shorted the computer. Did get a class action payment for that bs. Wish I had kept them all, but being a car slut is a lifestyle.
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    Hey Yoda, that was a pretty good rant but Texas has voted Red since Jimmy Carter showed us his ass. The rest is spot on. Best thing about the Saab was the blackout dash…
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    By the end of the year we will have played and beat between 5-6 teams with winning records. And unlike many of the teams in the SEC, half of our wins against winning teams will be because of the FBS teams we scheduled OOC. The SEC put rivalries in front of SOS, as they should.
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    Nah, mushrooms grow in shit. Stop polishing a turd by naming them, putting them in a capsule and plugging them you fancy lad.
  10. Alien Octopus
    Well nah, but Werther is certainly a cooler name than any micro dose dude and his shrooms come in garbage bags.
  11. Alien Octopus
    My cows grow them too
  12. Alien Octopus
    Did not realize that SMU QB is a smurf.
  13. Alien Octopus
    Thought Lizzo went to UofH
  14. Alien Octopus
    The moon was an omen last night…
  15. Alien Octopus
    Is it against the rules to throw the fucking ball to the middle of the field? What the fuck is wring with Sark? Slant, Pop, Post is open.
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    Deuce II on Yale in Htown
  18. Alien Octopus
    She has an IG page…
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    Hungover as fuck having found another bar with a smoking hot bar tender… TEXAS!
  20. Alien Octopus
    Mouth to Ass doesn’t really have the same ring to it…
  21. Alien Octopus
    Hire a car if she does not like Uber…
  22. Alien Octopus
    62-3 WR Yds 450 yds
  23. Alien Octopus
    I think Cleetus is more fitting
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    Could have thrown ball away instead of check down on a couple. He missed Bonds for TD and over threw the two safety coverage. His throwing in stride timing was off a bit, and still could have had two more TDs. Had Moore not had alligator hands and secured the other ball in the end zone. He was pretty good yesterday just not perfect. Would love to see perfection but think he is good enough to take us to the promised land if the fellas around him also step up. Thought Manning squandered many of his chances. But then again the game was out of hand. Bring on piggy. I want blood.
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