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Alien Octopus

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  1. Indiana has the most 5/6 year players. They are BYU with better coaching.
  2. Careful, the tortilla twats gonna get their thongs twisted.
  3. Many of those transfers came with the coach from last stop.
  4. Jeremiah Smith on the clock
  5. Surprised Bud chose Oilers over Redskins, seeing as his relatives controlled oil on native lands in Oklahoma through marriage and skullfuckery.
  6. Found Parker on the Golf Course...
  7. Golden, Worthy , Duverny, Bijan are offended by your take. And to be fair, just how many Mike Evans walk the earth?
  8. Michigan game he dropped a perfect ball. Even the brain dead commentator pointed it out. That said, no one confused Livingstone with Deon Sanders. He better learn to go back the ball because Mateer has a noodle arm.
  9. He wanted more money than was offered. That is how it really went down. I hope he got more from the Sooners, don't really care. He is a spare at best.
  10. I always liked Tech. Their teams were always competitive in every sport and most of the alumni I hung with were hard drinking, ass chasing fuckheads that hated Aggy as much or more than I do. We had a lot in common. Never had to explain how sofa king the gomers are and how they could fuck up a cheese sandwich. Aggie gonna aggy was not only understood it was widely distributed. I can no longer pin that exclusively on the fucktards. Cody and Joey fucked that up. Can hardly count them in our camp when they have become the mirror image of Aggy. You confuse indignation with nausea.
  11. Only in the presence of you mom's cooter.
  12. Nah, that is what Aggies do. They tout the #1 recruiting class/portal class, extend an undeserving coach and deliver less than jack shit. I would say that is a select part of college football, but would not throw the entirety of college football in that pool. That is reserved for the select few. Campbell is Pickens reincarnated with a shittier coach.
  13. Lolz, unlike Tech, Texas did not embarrass themselves. So yeah, you got more alright, you took it balls deep. JMU and Tulane played better than Tech. As those mighty mormon conference mates of yours say, "soak it all in " 🤣 Also, I don't give a good fuck if you were seeking my endorsement. You earned it two boards ago, and are earning my disdain now by doubling down on this Aggy behavior.
  14. I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Tech, but no longer. Campbell has gone Full RETARD Never go Full Aggy. The irony of getting a smooth butt fucking by Oregon, the king of doing absolutely fuck all while distributing truckloads of cash both pre/post NIL is so Aggy that calling Tech Sand Aggy is no longer a mean slight. Baylor-level Seastrunkesque Gold Firebird Hugh Freeze pile of have nots playing stupid rich, fucking the fans and raping college football. Anyone defending Tech should have a Jimbo plaque branded on their forehead.
  15. Saban was the king of Grey shirts and this is how he kept his roster stuffed with badasses. I don't see this as anything different. I don't care where Livingstone plays next year or any of the portals for that matter. His catch against Florida where he was hobbled will be my best memory of him. He should at least find a team with a decent QB. Not sure Mateer or Reed qualifies. There sure are a bunch of fans on here who want Sark to be the worst more than they want Texas to be the best. Can't be crying about wasted seasons and then get your panties twisted when he cuts players who are not the standard. Kirby is an intolerable fuck, but he was right about check cashers. Put up or move on.
  16. So USC then?
  17. Exactly. The only slot I am interested in is who is taking Moore's spot. Ya'll wanted ruthless. Here we are.
  18. He just paid everyone 2x before the deadline. Not really breaking rules just bending them. Hope he enjoyed that turd yesterday as much as Aggy enjoyed their number 1recruiting class.
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