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  1. Alien Octopus
    Guess his left ball sack twitched on that BS false start call
  2. Alien Octopus
    More Sanders!
  3. Alien Octopus
    More Sanders!!!
  4. Alien Octopus
    Sark needs some fuzzy ear muffs with his vail jacket
  5. Alien Octopus
    That screen was a killer call. Some of ya’ll should pull the butt plug out.
  6. Alien Octopus
    Tell that to the Gov
  7. Alien Octopus
    Used to go to an event at Pizzatolas where execs would regularly buy-up nfl teams in the playoffs for 200k to 1mm based on odds to win SB and then horse trade to hedge. Top two would split 80% of pool. This was to show who had best year. Not quite 77 mm degeneracy. 10-25k shares on the long shots were quite common even among the unwashed. Made for interesting calls during playoffs.
  8. Alien Octopus
    I sell VR gear and am happy to give Surly discounts on Meta, Pico, HTC,Varjo, Leapmotion. Or if ya’ll want to check out something at our lab in Houston, hit me up. Military Grade Omni
  9. Alien Octopus
    Comes down to labia on these three. Are you partial to a clean panini or an Arby Barbie?
  10. Alien Octopus
    Nah he paid off a lot of people with that much cream. His job security will probably fall on some asshole who feels his 2 mm was not enough.
  11. Alien Octopus
    Chicken Fried Pig, Chicken Fried. Veal, Chicken Fried Steak. German food is crap. Have had it all over Germany. There is a reason that Falafel stands and fast food dominate the choices in Germany.
  12. Alien Octopus
    No such thing as decent German food.
  13. Alien Octopus
    Depends on Buffet
  14. Alien Octopus
    Bet my boss on that game 20 bucks and a box of kolaches. Cheap bastard got Kroger kolaches he was so pissed.
  15. Alien Octopus
    Nope. Observations from the 2nd half. Too many typos for cut n paste. Ewers looks like Fred Astaire compared to Murphy. No racism either.
  16. Alien Octopus
    He has shit footwork and it shows on his intermediate passes in both accuracy and touch. He should tuck the fing ball and run. Every time he threw an intermediate pas it was an adventure with the exception of curls.
  17. Alien Octopus
    Lotta big Booty in Stillwater. They should put in a Bucee's
  18. Alien Octopus
    Someone needs to photoshop a bunch of dicks in his helmet as he is walking off the field…
  19. Alien Octopus
    Texas 42 Kst 17 115 punting yds Team will be up, Malik gonna run 3 in. Manning scores with trickeration. Red and Blue dupe the wildcats in the wildcat. Much masturbation ensues around here…
  20. Alien Octopus
    Pic from yesterday’s game using Raybans
  21. Alien Octopus
    I'm taking train from Northside. My football wife scored us tixs from his old teammate PK. Any tailgates I can bring a hog leg to?
  22. Alien Octopus
    Ya'll didn't treat yourself to Champagne at Miami Subs?
  23. Alien Octopus
    The Texas secondary has allowed jack shit in the endzone through 5 games, not sure why you say they are not good. I bet Gabriel is running all game and he is gonna catch hell from one of our spies. I keep being told by mouth breathers they have QB depth this year. Can’t wait to see it.
  24. Alien Octopus
    BV does his bitch doggie style so they can both get off to Wrassling
  25. Alien Octopus
    The good ole “shave his ass make him walk backwards” cut…

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