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Alien Octopus

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  1. This one goes out to all the COTYs on here. And there are plenty. Did I punctuate clearly or do the pedantic twats need finger puppets? Captious, carping, course, crusty, quibbling cunts, can't count competently. Causing countless crap chronicles, capsules & content. Qualifying COTY contributions, as Kafkaesque keynote calculations clearly on the cusp of cupping. My Balls
  2. Chicken Little Hot Take...
  3. I'd be happy if he could block for Wisner, and occasionally leak out for a wheel route.
  4. I am sorry you are having problems understanding the words I have crafted. This is a conversation on a bulletin board so perhaps my perfect prose is not perfect, nor should it be. I'll put it in bullet points to make it easier. -Your evaluation of Caldwell and Manning is not fair. - Limited reps by Caldwell cannot be judged the same as Arch's constant barrage due to the wet toilet paper soft line. -If you discount Arch's success against lesser opponents you should probably do the same with Caldwell when he is throwing against scrubs (One play against UofM can't capture the affect of PTSD of getting Gorilla raped for 40-60 reps) A couple years ago Saban benched his QB and made him sit next to him on the sideline the entire game. Perhaps, this week would be ideal for a learning moment. Doubt Sark has it in him with no wiggle room left on the schedule. That said, I think that QB won a Super Bowl last year.
  5. Golden, Boldin, or Bond qualify as "good" talent. Pretty sure they all were studs elsewhere. But keep going you are on a roll...
  6. https://atozsports.com/college-football/texas-longhorns-news/despite-down-year-arch-manning-most-likely-first-round-draft-pick/
  7. When did Caldwell come in and get the ball out? I think he had 1 completion against the competition that does not count when Arch is in, according to you.
  8. Quitting? Nah that is complete horseshit.
  9. We had a different center?!
  10. In this case 300 lb hookers
  11. Not sure Sark can call any play with that abortion of an O-line. At this point I would break out the I formation, see if these guys can run that.
  12. Guess he'll be getting M Cuban to pony up that extra 20 mm for the roster he needs to be a champion.
  13. That narrative is why Franklin is unemployed, after being in the playoffs last year. Glad the $2B private equity money has emboldened the Big X. Guess the SEC will have to go bigger.
  14. BYU is pretty successful in past 50 years. Let's see if they knock off Utah this weekend. Will Probably catapult them into the top 10. Indiana is paying $20 mm for their roster if not more. They poached 19 players through the portal to reload. They have $13.6 mm in NIL, the 12th largest in the NCAA so they are not exactly the sisters of the poor. Reports have them spending $62 mm on football. And I'll say it again, Cignetti has beat 1 top ten team. He is a loudmouth blowhard just like Mcguire that is the only comparison I have made between the two. That said we can see how both produced with big buck spending.
  15. Oh excuse me, they lost to tOSU 15-38 to get knocked out of the championship... YOu still angry about the blow comment about suck ass SMU I see. GFY
  16. I am just saying that if Penn St. fires Franklin for not beating top teams and then hires Cignetti, who also has had trouble with top teams, and in fact has lost to Penn St. and Franklin, then they are pretty dumb. Cignetti has done great, is an entertaining asshole. He reminds me of McGuire over at Tech. Cignetti has one big game win on his resume. I believe Mcguire beat Iowa St. and OU , but not sure either were top 10 team. Anyway , no big shakes, will see how Cig does against tOSU this year. McGuire will play BYU soon enough, they should be a top ten team by then.
  17. Not sure that Indiana's roster is that weak. Franklin got canned for not winning big games. Would need to see more from Cignetti than just a win against two over rated Big X teams. He did exactly what in the Big X championship and playoffs last year after backing in? 0-2 This year he played one really overrated team. Oregon was a solid win against a top 10 team. It is his only top 10 win ever.
  18. I said nothing about resumes of teams. I said, who has he beat besides Oregon? He did not beat anyone last year and he had plenty of opportunity to do so. Also, who gives a shit if he beat Ill by 50 while tOSU beat them by less? This isn't soccer.
  19. What big games besides Oregon has Cignetti won? I don't think the win against that fat retard will be considered a great win by the end of the year.
  20. Drinkowitz is going to crush OU, he barely lost to Bama and OU is nowhere near that level of offense .
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