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    Just picked up from the taxidermist. These two were roaming the ranch until they weren't. Measurements are Tip-to-Tip Will deliver anywhere near Austin or Houston. Horns reside in Bellville. Will throw in two pounds of grass-fed ground beef with local pickup. Send me a private message for photos. Asking 650 and 750 USD respectively.
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    I think he said, "So you can't pick up the third progression in the formation, no big deal, feign activist, deflect your shitastic play"
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    Wrong forum for politics. The NFL, and this horseshit right here.
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    Well since he is so pretty, Kliff can always use all the University resources at his disposal, get coached up and Switch gears. With a surname name like Kingsbury it is almost preordained.
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    They can fuck up a cheese sandwich.
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    Pick your pineapple Joe.
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    what she do with the mouse?
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    London

    Alien Octopus replied to G650's topic in Food and Travel

    When doing biz there I love to stay at this boutique hotel, The Pelham. I like that I can jump on the Tube and get there without the bullshit transfer at Victoria. There are several badass places to eat within walking distance. V&A museum there. They have a great breakfast downstairs, and the mostly central european staff is excellent in securing anything. There is a dingy pub across the street and several around. Also the tube station is very useful for getting to work related meetings (energy/chem biz). If you are bored the Lambo showroom is right there.
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    can we put booze making in ? I usually have a gun around when distilling
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    So what happened? He get fined by the FCC yet?
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    That couch is cleaner than Bag O Dicks, put a black light on that motherfucker and it will look he was in Avatar. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q%3Dtbn:ANd9GcQCfmvrE4fMo2cd8esc7mDZPtFSJThAujddMPkRtti1_ij6u-jp&imgrefurl=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q%3Dtbn:ANd9GcQCfmvrE4fMo2cd8esc7mDZPtFSJThAujddMPkRtti1_ij6u-jp&h=300&w=200&tbnid=GCC68H5ABo_bHM:&tbnh=186&tbnw=124&usg=__6nRiIRdeEFSVkl8AczVnn48hhY4%3D&vet=10ahUKEwj7qaC-xIraAhVRd6wKHbRbAC4Q_B0IlgIwGA..i&docid=8HJFGNOnH-R4KM&itg=1&client=safari&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj7qaC-xIraAhVRd6wKHbRbAC4Q_B0IlgIwGA
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    Gonna need more hate

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