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Alien Octopus

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Everything posted by Alien Octopus

  1. Sand Aggy?
  2. How many times was Barnes projected to win the Big XII preseason?
  3. Nah fuck that, when those kids get to writing checks, or transferring their bloated blockchain wallets they can change the song to whatever Xanax rock, auto tuned all inclusive bullshit they want. Until then, they can go re-apply to reality and Wiki the golden rule.
  4. I like chicory coffee, especially w Beignets. Clearly, you have no appreciation for the finer things... As for your last statement?! You sound like a colonizer. Which kind of goes counter to the whole woke, free my people, reparations, we ain’t singing no cracker song thing. I hear that burnt orange, offends as well, ban it.
  5. Ehh, you sure? Thought Apple doing proprietary hardware ended a long time ago.. They build their own chips now
  6. Shouldn’t the 2014 version work on the PS5?
  7. nsfw http://www.ratemyink.com/?action=ssp&pid=118586
  8. The NFL really missed out here. Urban should have been named the Warden of Las Vegas. He should be wearing silver and black and stocking his teams with Roided up criminals. Instead he will be prancing around in those jaggy unis. I bet in about 2 years he will feign some bullshit illness when he can’t get “his team” to show up to work.
  9. It was the beaver peek-a-boo that made her famous, but yeah nice face
  10. As tasteless as a hobo’s dick? You crabbing come mierda.
  11. Some of the comments on this site are soooo tasteless....
  12. Ya’ll gonna get bitch slapped by these wrs.
  13. Hoping to see Bama roll the couch burning slack jaws and hear all the would-be-contendors whine. Maybe it will spawn expanded playoffs, bonus! Always liked Michigan better the tOSU. Bama going to roll, again.
  14. You see the banner they hung in center field for him in the Astrodome upper deck? Prehistoric Surly, was a sheet with the outline of a giant dodger blue cock that said “Rent This”
  15. Careful now, some Cock sniff on here will tell you that the Brocks don’t owe you anything and they miiiiiiiiiight come back here, if not for your post. And then three other dumbfucks will pile on. I’m with you, hope the Brocks get grey shirted.
  16. He is rocking with his boys in Ohio. His own words.
  17. Hope Ewers likes those thick girls up in Columbus. He can fuck off too.
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