Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Alien Octopus

Burnt Ends
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Alien Octopus

  1. So I wonder if Dabo thinks there are 7 other teams better than tOSU? Sure as fuck hope he asked about that dumbfuckery.
  2. Must spend a fortune on power washing. That concrete is whiter than Herbie’s teeth.
  3. I think you mean Texags spend a lot of time in Waylandhorn
  4. Cheap shot , like Bama did McCoy. Dabo staking his claim to King Saban’s thrown.
  5. She looks like a carnival ride on xHamster
  6. Look at me! I am the captain now.
  7. Plenty of unspoiled beach between San Luis Pass and Surfside, so like maybe a mile from Galveston Isle.
  8. Why not both
  9. P Trap? You
  10. Now those Cheaters are really going to get bounced out of West Point.
  11. T Herman definition of imposing our will painfully means that he will not make in-game adjustments. He is constantly throwing away points by doubling down on this mantra, and shitting on momentum/scoring. He needs every gotdamned point that presents itself and for some reason even after getting his ass handed to him on bad decision after bad decision, continues with this buttfuckery. 4th -1. First quarter up 7-0, he elects to smash instead of points, shits on Mo. You guys call him Turtle, but I think he is more of an armadillo. This fucker jumps when he is supposed to duck and doesn’t know the difference until he is buzzard food.
  12. Winning is hard
  13. Think I was there; She also used a dart gun and a mighty queef to pop balloons around the crowd, no martini glass.. Think she went by Pornthip Von Dita
  14. Blue Label
  15. Jimmy The Greek, where ya been?
  16. Looks good in a tux. But i’ll Take Ocean’s Eleven if you are going down that road.
  17. I named my penis after George Clooney, true story.
  18. It is like wrestling good..
  19. He was living in my building earlier this year, have not seen him in a while so it is possible.
  20. You need to find a lower quality of hooker, usually comes with a higher quality of blow
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.