Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Alien Octopus
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Auburn fires Gus Malzahn
Urban Meyer may be the last offensive Genius, who did pull it off. Believe he is the only coach to beat Bama on the regular at several different schools using spread offensives. So Time will tell if Harsin is more Gus or Urban.
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Brennan Eagles taking a stand
His legacy of ham handedness will only be overshadowed by his politics. Nah, it won’t. That fucker has ankles for hands.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Pick your pineapple? When did Southpark get the Marvel treatment?
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Urban Meyer or bust
Nah, we need a motherfucker, you paragons of virtue can decide what variety of motherfucker makes you feel safe. Since congress Is about to blow up the NCAA, I’ll take an experienced ratfucker, who knows how to juice his players and pay their way to the top. I am not sure 47 arrests is enough but cUM is a start. Bring out your finest meats and cheeses.
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Auburn fires Gus Malzahn
Harsin will kill it there. I do not get the negativity on this hire. His motion offense and trickeration is exactly what AU needs to deal with the superior defenses they face, he should attract superior skill players.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Did not recognize her from that vantage point.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Waste of money
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Urban Meyer or bust
Why in the world would anyone put a hand built motor into a minivan?
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Urban Meyer or bust
"Oh my God! He only has one ass. He's of no use to me, I'll have to burn the room."
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Army 9-2 record; no bowl
Guess they should join a conference if they want a guaranteed bowl w a winning record.
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Oklahoma State @ Texas on LHN at 1.
Almost lost this game for not moving the ball around and chewing clock. OSU has some incredible ability to male tough shots today, but the guard defense was pretty bad today. I think my fat as could have driven to the bucket today.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Nah the aggy could barely score against Venderbilt
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Urban Meyer or bust
Just ate there a few weeks ago when visiting Axiom Space.
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Aggy tears playoff selection conspiracy thread
I blame space force
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Aggy tears playoff selection conspiracy thread
In her day...
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Urban Meyer or bust
Agreed, it should go, this is the one of the few Aggy I could ever tolerate...
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Tosu would mudhole aggy, even with their flawed qb.
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
It is about TV money. LHN gets the shade for it , but it pervasive throughout. The only time the Chantaleers matter is when they first emerge, no one can give two shits after that, because money talks.
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Yeah because of their scary good defense.
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Ass-to-mouth not a national brand not even SEC can fix that
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Yeah but where is J Tuck?
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Yeah but they did not have the girl kicker on the team yet , ask Jimbo how that matters...
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
I’d like Justin Tucker to announce that ND is in and not Aggy...
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Indiana is better than all teams in the SEC not named Alabama.