Everything posted by Alien Octopus
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Prediction Contest Week 9- KSU @ Texas
Texas 42 Kst 17 115 punting yds Team will be up, Malik gonna run 3 in. Manning scores with trickeration. Red and Blue dupe the wildcats in the wildcat. Much masturbation ensues around here…
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
- Week 7, 2023: Texas at Houston
- Week 7, 2023: Texas at Houston
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Week 6, 2023: Red River shootout.
The Texas secondary has allowed jack shit in the endzone through 5 games, not sure why you say they are not good. I bet Gabriel is running all game and he is gonna catch hell from one of our spies. I keep being told by mouth breathers they have QB depth this year. Can’t wait to see it.
- Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
The good ole “shave his ass make him walk backwards” cut…
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Week 4 prediction 2023: Texas at Baylor
Horns 69 Rapists 13 combined yards 666 I’d buy that game t-shirt
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
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We might be headed to the SEC but we can never embrace the SEC
It is great with a double. Get smashed, no hangover, no having to piss. Problem is people take more ghb and not more alcohol. That is a problem.
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Tell me about ou
Even the Aggie cheerleaders think that is queer
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Lincoln Riley to USC
He won’t be having a lot of fun in the Big X either
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Game speed, I do not fault Worthy. He waits a beat , that defender has to go into blocker. Don’t know if he makes corner, but sure has a better chance than running his tiny ass into to two defenders. That said, I am More concerned with the butter fingers on other plays than sloppy blocks and at speed decisions. I am greedy.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Yeah had he hesitated and bounced outside he is gone for at least 20 yards.
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Let's talk about opposing fan bases in the SEC and the horns down ...
She is awfully young to have veneers for chicklets.
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Let's talk about opposing fan bases in the SEC and the horns down ...
The only time my longhorns go horns down is when they are eating. When they are pissed or charging they are swinging them violently ready to pitch your ass across the field, Orakpo style. Those gravy eating cake boys should stick to fixing their bangs and suckling their illiterate sisters.
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2021 QB Jalen Milroe
Zone Read like VY. Saban needs to call Mack.
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Tell me about Mel Tugger (that’s gold, Jerry!)
Old habits die hard…
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Week 3: Wyoming at texas prediction contest.
TX 64 WY 27 225RB rm yds
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#13Oregon Ducks @ Texas Tech Red Raiders
Going to enjoy the 75 points the Horns are going to hang on these clowns.
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
Tune up
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Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
The wife has won
- Week 2, 2023: Texas @ Alabama
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Tceh suffers crushing 2OT defeat at Wyoming
But Prime is coming…
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Week 2: Texas @ Bama score prediction
TX 32 Bama 28 Gravy boys 285 yds