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Alien Octopus

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Everything posted by Alien Octopus

  1. Did Bama play an FCS team? Why do your posts smell like defeat?
  2. If we are going to classify the UT loss to UGA as a skull fucking, I would submit , UGA not only skull fucked Bama , but they burned the body afterwards, extinguished it by taking a piss and then ate the steaming pile. Hear me out; Bama's loss to UGA was a worse skull fucking than our Q4 Bukake, and the -3 rushing yards that Bama "earned" by backing into the SEC Championship, makes our turd look like a prime rib. I have not seen an ass whipping that bad since LSU could not cross the 50 in the MNC. By championing our low point and glazing over Bama's against FSU, ignoring our strong finish while ignoring Bama's end-of-season collection of shit, you completely delegitimize your argument. This does not make you a super fan, it only puts you in the same company as that Fuckwit Pig Aggy AD.
  3. First they got toget through that Aggie Juggernaut
  4. they must pay a fuck load in NIL because it ain't that...
  5. Dennison is here waiting for us to stop singing The Eyes of Texas.
  6. Este fin de semana es un papelazo de madre
  7. That is Mexican not Cuban...
  8. Should be a RB from ND, but I have no vote. No Jodas
  9. Have not seen a Heisman caliber QB play all day...
  10. Once every 20 years that might happen. I still have that game on my appletv...
  11. I'd cancel the ooc games during the cfp show and tell the cfp if they can't fix the shit show we will start organizing an alternative, but first here are 30 mm eyeballs that Mickey Mouse does not get to push ads. We joined the SEC for the clout. Sankey needs to channel his inner Deloss.
  12. That FB run against Aggy was exquisitely blocked and perfectly executed. Time to give Sark some props.
  13. Money is just to pay for teams to get there. The prize is the extra data point.
  14. Nebraska?
  15. An annual invitational in Hawaii or PR would be killer. 13/14 invited an go down the line of whomever will accept. Give out a 100k prize for team, for travel and NIL.
  16. Like Steve Young...
  17. GFY to start. Second, eabod. That is all.
  18. It is in their written statement. The rules the CFP Committee put forth and memorialized.
  19. We were unranked against OU, which is a joke. After OU lost to an unranked Texas and then lost to Ole Miss they were still ranked. Total horseshit.
  20. I'm here to help; Your v You're You're a troll Your favorite store is Target so you can tuck your micro-peen in style.
  21. Sark was just on Full Ride and he straight up said he would cancel the game next year if the committee does not come correct because he has a responsibility to the players and the University of Texas to put the team in the best position. He quoted the bullet points on the CFP flyer. Amazingly Childers was all about Texas getting in, even over Vandy and OU. Neiheisal said the committee has never looked at SOS and only looks at w/l. Sark did a great job. Even congratulated Neuheisal for his son's performance as interim OC at UCLA.
  22. Guess you missed the game two weeks ago.
  23. Ok let's do a fresh Pam v Euphoria Sweeney
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