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Alien Octopus

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Everything posted by Alien Octopus

  1. Cindy is, Pam isn't. But to each their own. Pam likely has more of a petri dish between her legs which may or may not be part of the charm.
  2. Guess it is the age old question silicon or naturals. As for Cindy, she is no Elle McPherson...
  3. I do not know if you are supposed to take the rankings when a team played or when the season ends as the comparison point? The notable teams we beat were all top ten when we played them. OU beat Bama when they were top 10. The other ranked teams they beat, mizzou, michigan, tennessee, are not likely ranked anymore. OU's offense has regressed as the year has progressed. They look worse than Iowa on that side of the ball. Not to say that Iowa has not improved. Not sure who I would pick if OU played Iowa today?! OU should probably be ranked below Vandy looking at the whole team. Pretty sure Texas would beat OU by at least two scores were there a rematch. Either way, the only way Texas gets in is if the CFP corrects the horseshit of having Vandy and OU ranked above Texas. The chances are slim but certainly they can explain this if they do it.
  4. The committee can easily fix this by ranking Texas above OU, due to our recent performance against the previously ranked # 3 team and OU's dogshit performance against an unranked LSU. The nail in the coffin should be our pasting of OU. That is how they can save face. OU also has some issue with the wr room.
  5. Thought we finished fifth due to h2h wins against Vandy and OU? Also, how could Ou possibly have a stronger SOS than Texas if they played a Div 2 school?
  6. Omega is nice, have a seamster but is no Milgauss...
  7. Well it is no Paul Newman, but a true Longhorn fan would be rocking the Milgauss green glass stainless with the orange atomic sweeper.
  8. You could have bought one for 2 dollars back then in Korea.
  9. SEC should stop inter-league poaching and transfers when coaches leave. I know Sark took some guys w him on the way out of Bama, but he was a coordinator. This type of Lincoln Riley shit is ugly business.
  10. We need three of these type guys a year.
  11. Gold Daytona would be showing off, that is sporty...
  12. You do have a uterus
  13. OU was better, because they are in disbelief, Aggie always knew...
  14. I really think you are an ankle biting cunt who smells like bitch. GDIAF
  15. You should show up and let her vacuum your nuts
  16. pounding Zecapa negro
  17. they are not Longhorns fans, they are fans of their opinion and ego.
  18. Endries has an argument... Fuck give the ball to all of them
  19. Buy a Mac, your fapping dreams are just a pinch away...
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