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Everything posted by Alien Octopus
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Came up pretty big against Vandy. That was a big game.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Actually, no, my argument makes perfect sense. This has nothing to do with Bama and OU. Ou lost to Texas, they should be bookended so as long as the discussion is who is getting in at large. Bama is playing for a bye, and the SEC Championship. Texas is not, neither is OU, neither is Vandy. Texas is playing for an at large, just like OU and Vandy. Both of which, Texas skull fucked on the field. Neither should be ranked above us. They should be behind us in the ranking. Even if OU wins on the road against Bama and Tenn are some how magically more magnificent, they still got handled by Texas and are inferior, not by eye test, not by supposed sos (they aren't) not by quality wins. They lost to Texas. It is simple, linear logic. The mental gymnastics needed to get around the head to head loss is not circular logic it is contortionistic, intergalactic, species jumping, unadulterated horseshit.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
No it is not circular thinking. Nobody mentioned Bama. I said, OU and Vandy should be behind us. I said nothing about Bama. Bama should have been dropped after losing to Ou at home but I said nothing about this. The teams in contention we beat head to head should not be ranked above us. Nothing circular, pretty linear.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Ok so we don't make the playoff. In what world does Vandy and OU look better than Texas when they got bitch slapped on the field? Also, how is comparing Texas entering a playoff versus Vandy or OU any different than Texas, Tech, and OU? With the exception of course that we beat both teams and Tech and Texas and OU took turns losing.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Do you really think it doesn't? Because really you don't understand the argument or you are just done at loss record. Head to head should mean more on rankings. Vanderbilt and OU were bitch slapped by the Longhorns. Vandy and OU should never be ranked higher than Texas where a measure is needed to decide who is better. It was decided on the field. A one game difference in record is not the same as a 6 game record differential when comparing Texas to Florida. Maybe we should not be in the playoffs, but neither should Vandy nor OU. They should both be behind Texas. I believe ND being over Miami is bullshit too. They pulled this shit when we lost to Tech but beat OU. It was bullshit then and it is bullshit now.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If only they were in top 25 they would register 🙄
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Head to Head should mean more than it does. Miami should be ahead of ND , Bama should be ahead of UGA. Texas should be ahead of both OU and Vandy. I don't give a fuck about eye test or any other subjective bs. On the field results should take precedence. It was settled on the field. We have 2 bad losses. How in the fuck can OU and Vandy not be hammered for losing badly to such a flawed team?
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The 2nd Most Important Position Behind QB Is…
OT/OG/C
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It don't make a shit...
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Oklahoma @ Alabama
Hope the haters watching this game can appreciate how much better Texas line did than these pussies on Bama.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
Nah, we are going into Athens and laying down chaos. Ant Hill, Simmons and Mookie are about to drag their nuts all over the field. They are lucky Bevo is not coming, because he would not only eat 20 yards of hedge but he would leave a healthy pile on the way out.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
Mix in some zone read and hb draws and punish their rush.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
The stupid takes continue... rock on!
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Already won money from Doc. He is greased up for you.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
Bama, Michigan, Vanderbilt, Clemson
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
I'm going to go with Texas drags their nuts all over Sanford Field and leaves a mark in the hedges. UGA will be confused, spent, and questioning their life choices. Just like we did the Sooners.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
Short passes have the exact same effect on clock and game control. We just need to get short yards so that the defense has to respect the short game, whether it is by running with a RB, FB, WR, TEs screen, RPO or QB dives/runs, we have options. The line looked better against Vanderbilt. I think that Wisner and Baxter will have some success, now that we are throwing short.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Georgia not getting in if they lose to is and Gtech.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
Don't think the losses mean as much as the wins. Nobody else would have beat 4 top-10 teams. Win em all and we will never know...
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ESPN GAME DAY
You don't like the tailored early 60's peeking pocket square? Don Draper would scoff at your outrage😃
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Was this chat w you? Was responding to the guy who thinks he knows more than Neuheisel. There is a shortage of coaches, Patterson was a pretty good coach and took TCU places they had never been. That was my only point. Then some "insider" wants to crap all over Patterson. Fine. Would expect Patterson to get a job at a place like Okie St or a program that gets poached. That is all i was saying.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
UT finished in top three for Joe Moore award , with Oregon and behind Army. All of the shitting on Flood is as stupid as the shitting on Sark and Manning.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Utah has the best line in the country.