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CurlyDumps

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  1. Fucking Javonte. Scores 3 points when he's in my lineup.
  2. I can't read the name Bub Means without making his real last name Business.
  3. Still don't understand where the fuck he's coming from. Was he concussed? How on Earth is a 34-3 uncompetitive pussy mashing in any way "gift wrapped?" Anyway, I do truly appreciate the word salad. I'll take anything we can use as motivation for next year.
  4. Another funny subplot from that game: the loser emailed me to start Allegeir if Etienne was out. Since we're mostly west coasters, it's a way for us to not have to wake up at 6am to check inactives. Allegeir scored 19.30.
  5. Don't forget Wicks! Also didn't notice that the winner had 2 guys playing in MNF and did just about the literal bare minimum to win. Give or take .9 points.
  6. On the Yahoo CFB podcast, one of the reporters (Pat Forde?) shared an anecdote about being in an elevator with some Oregon coaches after the game. Said they were still shaking their heads about the 12 men penalty as if it was a fuckup and definitely not intentional.
  7. This score in my league is hilarious. .10 margin of victory and the losing team started Etienne who scored -.10.
  8. Shouldn't Georgia fans be patrolling the streets of Athens round the clock, making sure their players arent driving 100mph through neighborhoods and getting staffers killed?
  9. ^Reverse Jinx WINNER! #New coach bump
  10. Find it hard to believe Mack has the chutzpah to go to war with another administration. But would love for him to surprise me. A Mack v Tarheel cold war would be hilarious. Who would be his biggest media mouthpiece?
  11. Looking forward to Brock Derpy scoring zero TDs next week when I start him.
  12. Every week I've benched Dak, he's outscored my starter. I start him over Purdy and that useless sack of shit has probably the worst fantasy game of his career. I'm averaging like 11 points a week at QB. Going to fucking punch a stranger tonight. Fuck you Dak, you dumb fucking here we go shouting pussy.
  13. Has Brady rinsed Jerruh's nut sweat out his mouth? Or is he letting it marinate till halftime?
  14. I've heard from the postgame 995ers that OU threw out some kitchen sink looks to confuse Ewers. Also sounds like OU played back with light boxes to limit the passing game. He was also probably gunshy because he didn't want to commit multiple turnovers like last year. The first pick probably got in his head.
  15. Yessss now I get to hear the Fire Day rants again
  16. Some UNC fan just liked my fire Mack Brown tweet from 2013.
  17. Yeah. Camera caught it pretty clearly, too.
  18. Was it Booger? Boy he was on one.
  19. Someone needs to send Worthy the one from the GIF thread!
  20. 34-3, 2 seconds left, and their QB still threw it away. Hahaha
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