Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by CurlyDumps
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Waddle over AJB is an easy decision. It would be much easier for me to live with AJB blowing up on my bench than Waddle imo. It's largely just guessing and luck with that position anyway. Hard to be mad at yourself for guessing wrong. There are like less than 5 rock solid reliable fantasy WR's. Puka, Amon Ra, JSN...? The days of WR1's getting like 40% target share are mostly over.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I don't want to believe it, but this looks eerily like the beginning of the end results. What's worse is our HC is also our OC, playcaller, and the guy we brought in to have a decided schematic advantage on offense. The fact that he couldn't foresee this complete disaster coming on HIS side of the ball is a big ass red and butterteeth colored flag. After enduring the Mack Brown era, I chuckle at the fanbases in the stages of clinging to offseason assistant coaching changes as the magic snake oil cure for their program. So I guess now we're in this stage of the process:
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 6)
Yes. After the SHSU game. "It's not S&C, look at our D line!" How'd that D line look against Florida?
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 6)
Those of you sniping at Scipio for his criticisms over the past month - whatcha got now? Anyone wanna white knight our mighty S&C program?
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Come the fuck on. Fucking limp dick Chargers score 10 points? They had 10 points like 10 seconds into the game. Can't even muster a fucking TD in garbage time? It's bad enough I have to watch Texas on Saturday. For fucking fuck sake.
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Fire Kyle Flood
Whoever the new OC wants.
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Fire Kyle Flood
His bbq is probably as bad as his coaching.
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Sark is such a dogshit playcaller
This is getting laughable. 30 year olds are getting p5 jobs and scoring 30 a game. Meanwhile Sark squats on the sideline trying to dial upthe perfect 7 second pass play while his QB is sacked for the 8th time.
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I'm sick of the attitude around here
Still sick of hearing about 2010? Good stuff by Sark, skipping the championship and going all gas, no brakes straight into late stage Mack.
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
When you're hired for your offense, this can't ever happen.
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Never would have thought a Belichick coached team would look as hapless and inept as a Charlie Strong team. Edit: r/unctarheels must be lit rn
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
Damn. Wtf. Hope he recovers.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
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20 Years Later: The Simpsons Movie 2
Yeah it was such a cultural phenomenon and as a result hot button issue. Whenever the Simpsons comes up, my mom likes to bring up how she would encounter angry Anti-Simpsons moms who would be like, "that filth is banned in our household!" And she'd be thinking, "oh...The Simpsons is our family TV night."
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Chad Powers - Hulu
It's not good.
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The Yogurt Shop Murders: HBO Max
Well, whaddya know. It was a mature, serial violent offender and not the teenage potheads from the creek. There is new DNA testing happening in the West Memphis Three case. Hope we get some answers there next.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Fucking fantastic. PTA will finally get his best picture win.
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20 Years Later: The Simpsons Movie 2
It really is surreal that it's still going. It's like thinking a close friend or family member died twenty years ago, but then you see them alive and well at the grocery store.
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NFL Week 4
Yeah, they are both bad.