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CurlyDumps

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  1. Not sure what has grinded my gears more the last 5 days: The sharing of insipid, unfunny AI Slop memes (Arch Manning as Dak Prescott? Shane Gillis???) The sharing of shit tier youtube videos as some kind of credible course. Unfortunately both of these things are here to stay.
  2. Texas 13 SJSU 12 3 Watsons rushing
  3. Yeah. "Isn't that what the Clippers pay him to do anyway?" will be the overworked social media joke of the week.
  4. I just learned something shocking. Mike Lombardi, current UNC GM and Belichick crony who has failed in every job that didn't provide him a seat on Tom Brady's jock, is the highest paid GM in CFB. According to ChatGPT he's making $1.5mil, and the next highest GM salary is USC at $1mil. What a laughable misallocation of funds.
  5. If you refuse to evolve your understanding of the sport, you take the points boomers can keep screaming it into the void until you die, I guess. Barring obvious specific situations, no coaches kick FGs inside the 5 yard line anymore. It's dumb, bad math, losing football. Let your 16 yard field goals go. Or don't. It's amusing as hell.
  6. Margin of defeat in both their debuts was identical, too. If you dont count UNT, Charlie lost to BYU 41-7. Mack enjoyed the hell out of both, guaranteed.
  7. Wonder which 41-7 Mack enjoyed more.
  8. Maybe it's a "Rookie of the Year" situation where the injury made him throw harder.
  9. Most (all?) of the criticisms were about the run blocking.
  10. Ah yeah that wording is confusing. But a few posts back OU +10 was mentioned. Which is hilariously chickenshit as a cell phone flop out style challenge, btw. Texas +10, now that would take some brass ones.
  11. The line will be down to 5 or less by kickoff. So no, it's not at all tempting.
  12. Lol at Ian Boyd being the only dipshit on Earth to say, "loooved the QB sneak. More of that, please!"
  13. It will be a "reassignment" disguised as a promotion. Sark gives him a toddler toy headset that doesn't actually work.
  14. What, is he ruining the dignified sanctity of Big Noon Kickoff?
  15. Literally everyone is saying the same thing you are. Stop with this lame ass sanctimonious finger wagging.
  16. Congrats to Arch, the team, Surly, and all Longhorns everywhere. The curse of the dumb fucking scare quotes has been lifted.
  17. Hope Wingo can get open against San Jose State.
  18. Trailer narrator voice: "Jeff Portnoy! Jehhhff Portnoy. Jeff Portnoy, aaaand Jeff Portnoy!"
  19. How much are we paying that dork Milwee again?
  20. Arch Manning is cursed until a mod removes those dumb fucking "quotes."
  21. Maybe he considers it more seriously after Kirby breaks his dick off in Sark's ass a third time.
  22. He's an overrated pencil eared buffoon who was laughed out of the NFL. But so was Sark, and I guess he's wose.
  23. OC's dialing up quick easy throws to get guys in space. Novel fucking concept
  24. Really fucking tired of this meme's applicability to Sark's offense.
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