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CurlyDumps

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  1. Most (all?) of the criticisms were about the run blocking.
  2. CurlyDumps replied to CHIEF's topic in Football
    Ah yeah that wording is confusing. But a few posts back OU +10 was mentioned. Which is hilariously chickenshit as a cell phone flop out style challenge, btw. Texas +10, now that would take some brass ones.
  3. CurlyDumps replied to CHIEF's topic in Football
    The line will be down to 5 or less by kickoff. So no, it's not at all tempting.
  4. Lol at Ian Boyd being the only dipshit on Earth to say, "loooved the QB sneak. More of that, please!"
  5. It will be a "reassignment" disguised as a promotion. Sark gives him a toddler toy headset that doesn't actually work.
  6. What, is he ruining the dignified sanctity of Big Noon Kickoff?
  7. Literally everyone is saying the same thing you are. Stop with this lame ass sanctimonious finger wagging.
  8. Congrats to Arch, the team, Surly, and all Longhorns everywhere. The curse of the dumb fucking scare quotes has been lifted.
  9. Hope Wingo can get open against San Jose State.
  10. Trailer narrator voice: "Jeff Portnoy! Jehhhff Portnoy. Jeff Portnoy, aaaand Jeff Portnoy!"
  11. NO FUCKING QUOTES
  12. How much are we paying that dork Milwee again?
  13. Arch Manning is cursed until a mod removes those dumb fucking "quotes."
  14. Maybe he considers it more seriously after Kirby breaks his dick off in Sark's ass a third time.
  15. CurlyDumps replied to CHIEF's topic in Football
    He's an overrated pencil eared buffoon who was laughed out of the NFL. But so was Sark, and I guess he's wose.
  16. OC's dialing up quick easy throws to get guys in space. Novel fucking concept
  17. Really fucking tired of this meme's applicability to Sark's offense.
  18. "Joe QB didn’t do anything to put us into a hole in the 1h despite routinely going through all of his reads and having to either dump it off to the safety valve or try and make a play with his legs." If I posted that about a game in which we had 0 points and 79 yards of offense at halftime, how would you interpret my take on the QB play? I haven't read your 5+ other posts. Just the one I quoted. If this is how you comnunicate Arch being awful, OK. Glad you're in agreement he was worse than Quinn ever was in a single game here.
  19. Giving Arch a pass for the pile of shit he left on the field after the way you've picked apart Quinn's game sure is interesting. Other people are prisoners of the moment? This Arch game will grade out worse than QE's worst graded performance. Being completely and utterly inept at QB puts your team in a gigantic hole.
  20. Gaslighting fans is their business model.
  21. SOMEBODY EDIT THIS FUCKING TITLE AND REMOVE THE FUCKING STUPID "QUOTES"
  22. That retardery needs to be edited by a mod already. Drives me nuts.
  23. What do the propagandists tell the suckers on the $9.95 sites after this?
  24. If we want to win a championship, we have to be able to line up and get a yard on 4th and 1. Ohio State doesn't get cute inside the 5.
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